Work: Today, I got off work and checked my makeup in the mirror once...

By embarassed - 14/01/2011 10:11 - United States

Today, I got off work and checked my makeup in the mirror once I got in my car. I had a huge piece of spinach on my front tooth that no one told me about. I work the front desk of an upscale hotel and have been greeting guests all day. FML

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By Eyalsh - 30/01/2015 04:53 - Germany - Greifswald

Today, I came back to my dormitory after a long shift at work. After using the toilet, I looked at myself in the mirror, only to find a huge piece of food stuck between my front teeth. I work at one of the fanciest restaurants in town; nobody bothered to tell me anything. FML

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By Smile No More - 13/05/2011 12:27

Today, I was wondering why I was getting strange looks all day at work. When I got to a mirror after my shift, I noticed a booger hanging out of my nose, which was visible only when I smiled. My job involves greeting people all day with a huge smile. FML

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Today, at my new job waitressing, I walked into a glass door at full speed while carrying a tray of drinks. Not only did I spill everything, but I also left a weird make up face print on the glass for everyone to laugh at. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2011 21:53 - Ireland

Today, I was getting funny looks all day. When I got home I realised that I was interrupted while doing my make-up this morning and completely forgot to fill in my second eye brow. FML

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By sarika - 24/07/2015 00:12 - United States - Appleton

Today, I had to explain to my boss that I was late to work because somehow my hand slipped when I was brushing my teeth, and I hit myself in the eye with the brush. I had to remove my contacts, wash my eye, and find my glasses. He didn't believe me, but at least my eye is minty fresh. FML

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By Groom - 30/11/2008 10:51 - France

Today, I had an important interview. On the way there, I stopped in front of a car window to look at my reflection, checking I didn't have salad stuck between my teeth. Having pulled several faces, I realised that there were two girls inside the car, cracking up with laughter. FML

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By msnewyearseve - 01/01/2012 17:19 - United States

Today, I woke up after a long night of partying. When I went to wash off my face, I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror. My missing tooth was almost enough to make me overlook my black eye. FML

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By Ilovelife07 - 19/09/2009 04:47 - United States

Today, I went out to lunch on my break. When I got back to work, I noticed I had something in my teeth. After trying to get it out with my tongue, I finally went to my car for some floss. I ended up pulling a 4 inch pube out of my back teeth. It certainly wasn't mine. FML

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By Eric Forrest - 24/02/2011 08:27 - United States

Today, while at a work meeting, I finally summoned up the courage to share and express my opinions about unprofessionalism in the office. After the meeting, I went to clean up, only to notice in the bathroom mirror that I'd had a booger pasted across my forehead throughout the meeting. FML

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Friday 14 January 2011 16:04

Is that why Popeye was trying to French you?

youfailed18 0

Friday 14 January 2011 15:58

Check your teeth next time too. Problem solved.

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momo1972 3

Friday 14 January 2011 17:38

that's your FML? wow you life sucks.... BTW that's sarcasm

maglistate 0

Friday 14 January 2011 18:07

if it was huge you should have felt it.ydi

UpsidedownKayak 9

Friday 14 January 2011 18:30

Today, I checked into, what I thought was, a nice hotel and the receptionist had green teeth. I am so disgusted that I won't enjoy my vacation. FML

HesJustTheBest 0

Friday 14 January 2011 18:36

I read this an immediately thought of the episode of Seinfeld when George is in a job interview and the camera closes in on the piece of food (I think it was spinach) stuck in his teeth, and because of this he didn't get the job.

sourgirl101 28

Friday 14 January 2011 18:40

They also failed to mention the booger in your nose, the mustards stain on your shirt, the wedgie up your butt and the T.P stuck to your shoes. Looks like you're on your own to check your appearance.

chetak 1

Friday 14 January 2011 18:43

does'nf matter if ur hot

us14tango 0

Friday 14 January 2011 19:44

balls in your mouth

Dmars444 4

Friday 14 January 2011 20:41

YDI for eating spinach :p na but seriously someone should have said, I would of.

guppy40000 0

Friday 14 January 2011 21:06

in situations like these its possible that your coworkers may not like you. usually if you have at least one friend at work they would tell you at least. maybe you need to sit back and think of times you may have been rude to people, if you find examples then its most likely they dont care enough to warn you about stuff like that.

guppy40000 0

Friday 14 January 2011 21:08

another option is maybe your a bitchy prima donna and your coworkers couldnt wait for a time when the beauty became the beast. Its all in how you treat and deal with people. Do nice things and nice things will be done for you.