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By Anonymous - 31/12/2009 11:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I got out of bed and immediately went to the window as it was supposed to snow today. I saw a man walking his dog and he waved at me. I waved back enthusiastically and realised I was naked. FML

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By myeyesburn - 28/10/2019 14:00 - Canada

Today, I got up from bed after a good night's sleep, and walked outside. The first thing I saw was my 60-ish year-old neighbor bent over, picking up a newspaper. He was wearing nothing but a way too short bathrobe and a pair of rubber boots. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/12/2019 14:00

Today while I was about to go into the shower, my mom walked in on me while I was naked. She looked down and asked me if I was cold. FML

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By hellphone_fml - 01/07/2019 20:00

Today, someone knocked on my door. I yelled "Yeah?" while getting up, since it was locked. My grandpa walked in, as I apparently didn't actually lock it. I was naked. FML

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By dollybabe - 09/01/2010 21:20 - Ireland

Today, I dressed up, went over to my boyfriend and told him he could do anything he wanted. He said nothing and walked outside. I figured he'd come back in shortly, but when I looked out the window a few minutes later, he was building a snowman. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2021 04:58

Today, I decided to go for a swim in a river to cool off. Not having a bathing suit, I went in nude. After a refreshing swim, and coming back to shore completely naked, I was greeted by a shocked young woman walking her dog. FML

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By Hunterxx - 07/08/2010 05:21 - United States

Today, my husband thought it'd be funny to trigger the alarm in the house while I was sleeping. Shocked, I ran outside naked. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2018 12:00

Today, I had to run to put the trash out for the garbage truck, only I was so hungover, I forgot I was only wearing an open dressing gown and no underwear. A few neighbours and passing cars got to see me swinging in the breeze. FML

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By malebonding - 17/08/2009 13:50 - United States

Today, I slept in late and when I woke up, thought I was the only one in the house so I decided to walk around the corner to the only upstairs bathroom naked. My dad also slept in, also thought he was the only one in the house, and also decided to walk to the bathroom naked. We collided. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2020 23:06

Today, I took my dog out for his walk, only to find out that I had an extra bra hanging vertically out of my pants. Thankfully, the only person who saw me was the maintenance guy, who looked very confused, so I just smiled at him. I had no idea why, I only realized when the wind blew it against my leg and I saw my shadow. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/05/2009 16:41 - Canada

Today, I woke up early to take my dog for a walk. I wore spandex shorts. I stopped to talk to several people I know and passed a group of hot construction workers who checked me out. I just got home and realized I have the biggest cameltoe I've ever seen in my life. FML

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Thursday 31 December 2009 18:50

teehee

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Thursday 31 December 2009 18:55

wow. talk about greeting the new year... I hope you were waving with your hand... poor guy, poor dog...

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Spooksu 0

Friday 1 January 2010 1:40

The OP is a dude stfu people u dk what ur talking about. The man only enjoyed it if he was gay.

Idontgivedamn 0

Friday 1 January 2010 2:15

If he's walking on the sidewalk and is looking through a window. He probably just saw the general silhouette of a man and waved. He most likely didn't notice unless he was looking for details. Also, unless you have really tall windows, it just probably looked like you were shirtless, which is acceptable for a man in public.

Ada360 0

Friday 1 January 2010 3:43

I DONT UNDERSTAND HOW CAN U NOT REMEMBER THAT YOU WERE NAKED AS SOON AS U CLIMBED OUT OF BED! COULDN'T U FEEL A BREEZE ON UR ASS OR SUMTHIN??!! jeez........-.-!

emygirl13 0

Friday 1 January 2010 3:51

how do u not realize ur naked until then??? YDI

RuralNinja 0

Friday 1 January 2010 7:00

You're a guy, whats the big ******* deal? Unless you're fat and have moobs, I don't see what the problem is.

Tigg3r 3

Friday 1 January 2010 7:07

Oh god, I hope I don't get you for a neighboor. Seriously, we were looking at this house today and I walked outside and pondering outloud to myself I said, "I wonder who our neighbors will be? Oh god, I hope they aren't loons. Oh god I really hope they arent like the Harmons!" The Harmons were these really really annoying neighbors that like seriousy, anybody would want to take a shotgun to their head. The mom was a frikken loon. The kids were ADHD and ADD I think. The mom would give them their meds to calm them down, and then hand 'em a bag of frikken candy! Moral of the story: Do not socialize with loons!

allaayy_naa 0

Friday 1 January 2010 7:26

i'm almost retarded. i meant woman. sorry.

Kiara1021 0

Friday 1 January 2010 10:45

major fail haha I would be able to tell right away if I had no clothes on.were u really THAT excited for snow??

Rebecca1993 0

Friday 1 January 2010 18:16

Yeah about three quarters of the people I know sleep completely naked. And to everyone who's saying he must be a perv cause he sleeps naked, whateverrrrr. Naked is comfortable. Lol.