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By Anonymous - 31/12/2009 11:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I got out of bed and immediately went to the window as it was supposed to snow today. I saw a man walking his dog and he waved at me. I waved back enthusiastically and realised I was naked. FML

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By myeyesburn - 28/10/2019 14:00 - Canada

Today, I got up from bed after a good night's sleep, and walked outside. The first thing I saw was my 60-ish year-old neighbor bent over, picking up a newspaper. He was wearing nothing but a way too short bathrobe and a pair of rubber boots. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/12/2019 14:00

Today while I was about to go into the shower, my mom walked in on me while I was naked. She looked down and asked me if I was cold. FML

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By hellphone_fml - 01/07/2019 20:00

Today, someone knocked on my door. I yelled "Yeah?" while getting up, since it was locked. My grandpa walked in, as I apparently didn't actually lock it. I was naked. FML

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By dollybabe - 09/01/2010 21:20 - Ireland

Today, I dressed up, went over to my boyfriend and told him he could do anything he wanted. He said nothing and walked outside. I figured he'd come back in shortly, but when I looked out the window a few minutes later, he was building a snowman. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2021 04:58

Today, I decided to go for a swim in a river to cool off. Not having a bathing suit, I went in nude. After a refreshing swim, and coming back to shore completely naked, I was greeted by a shocked young woman walking her dog. FML

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By Hunterxx - 07/08/2010 05:21 - United States

Today, my husband thought it'd be funny to trigger the alarm in the house while I was sleeping. Shocked, I ran outside naked. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2018 12:00

Today, I had to run to put the trash out for the garbage truck, only I was so hungover, I forgot I was only wearing an open dressing gown and no underwear. A few neighbours and passing cars got to see me swinging in the breeze. FML

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By malebonding - 17/08/2009 13:50 - United States

Today, I slept in late and when I woke up, thought I was the only one in the house so I decided to walk around the corner to the only upstairs bathroom naked. My dad also slept in, also thought he was the only one in the house, and also decided to walk to the bathroom naked. We collided. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2020 23:06

Today, I took my dog out for his walk, only to find out that I had an extra bra hanging vertically out of my pants. Thankfully, the only person who saw me was the maintenance guy, who looked very confused, so I just smiled at him. I had no idea why, I only realized when the wind blew it against my leg and I saw my shadow. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/05/2009 16:41 - Canada

Today, I woke up early to take my dog for a walk. I wore spandex shorts. I stopped to talk to several people I know and passed a group of hot construction workers who checked me out. I just got home and realized I have the biggest cameltoe I've ever seen in my life. FML

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the_sodomizer 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 18:50

teehee

daydreamstar 7

Thursday 31 December 2009 18:55

wow. talk about greeting the new year... I hope you were waving with your hand... poor guy, poor dog...

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elizabeth8352 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 21:12

i may sound stupid but what does ydi stand for?

Pankreas 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 21:15

You don't know what YDI stands for. FYL.

luvuall 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 23:34

What a great way to end the year. The man must be very happy

betty66 3

Thursday 31 December 2009 23:37

you deserve it

allaayy_naa 0

Friday 1 January 2010 7:20

26 is an asshole. like most men. maybe it's a women. still an asshole. it stands for you deserved it.

esines 9

Monday 14 May 2012 0:45

Allaay you're a bitch. Like most women. Maybe it's a man. Still a bitch

cinnaluna 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 21:16

That poor poor man.... **** the man! That poor dog!!! Dx

elizabeth8352 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 21:17

ha thanks..

tabs91 1

Thursday 31 December 2009 21:45

I would assume it means You Deserved It.

WeanedOnMethane 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 21:56

hahahahahhaa oh damn dumbassssss

elizabeth8352 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 21:58

weaned on meth.. yeaaa, I'm the dumbass

limmur 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 22:02

well, you're a man. so he shouldn't have been able to see anything horrendous (unless you are fat). or unless you have really large windows.

uglygirl_11 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 22:14

Dude!!!! y were u naked in ur house anyway??!?!

Nikiebear226 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 22:30

Maybe he sleeps naked?

charvisioku 22

Wednesday 6 March 2013 2:47

Of all the places to be naked, I would've thought his own house is amongst the most acceptable anyway..

MitillizOO 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 22:16

LMAO! Lucky for the guys and the dog that saw you without clothes on. I am sure you are embarrass right now haha.

Nikiebear226 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 22:32

The op's a guy, so the guy wouldn't feel lucky unless he is gay...

MitillizOO 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 1:18

Thank you for correcting me

snafu57 1

Thursday 31 December 2009 22:46

as long as you waved with your hand....

ravensunnyd 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 23:01

how would you forget your naked and why would you wave enthusiastly

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Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try the ice cubes in the vagina thing we'd read about. He kept sticking one in after another and they got stuck. My vagina had a brain freeze for a half an hour. FML

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Today, my current girlfriend and my ex-girlfriend met each other. I don’t know how but they’re currently both getting on splendidly, while being mad at me like I’m the enemy of all womankind and should be castrated without delay. I want to go home. FML

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Today, to save money, I wanted to fix my own leaky roof instead of hiring someone. When I got on the roof, the ladder fell. As it was falling, it broke three windows and snagged the siding of my house ripping over half of it off. FML

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Today, while delivering an Amazon package, I arrived to this one house where the man was outside, so I just handed it to him. As he was reaching for it, his robe popped open. Twice. He was wearing nothing but the robe, and he was your typical fat, hairy, 40-year-old man. My poor eyes. FML

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Today, I went into the basement to do laundry. There is a little rope on the outside of the door to lock it. I was down there for 20 minutes, and came back up the stairs to find it locked. Turns out, my 3 year-old sister did it, then our parents took her to the park. I was stuck down there for 4 hours. FML

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Today, I received a friend request on Facebook from a girl I've had a crush on for a while. As I was about to accept it, it vanished. She explained later that she clicked on my name by accident, and didn't actually want to be friends at all. FML

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Today, my sister admitted to selling pages of my diary to my old boyfriends. FML

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