Kids: Today, I got out of the shower and my 3 year old sister comes...

By Alexa23 - 15/03/2009 15:47 - United States

Today, I got out of the shower and my 3 year old sister comes into the bathroom and says "I want big boobies like yours when I grow up." And from the other room I hear my dad go "Sweetie, you've already got bigger boobs than your sister." FML

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You deserved it 8 910

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By parentof5 - 23/04/2011 15:20 - United States

Today, my 4 year old daughter walked in while I was changing my shirt. She said "When I get older I am going to have big boobies just like you." I'm her dad. FML

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You deserved it 24 788

By joshinbaltimore - 22/03/2009 04:15 - United States

Today, I went swimming. As I was getting out of the very crowded pool a little girl ran up to me pointed and yelled, "Mommy, I want big boobies like that when I grow up." I'm 16. I'm a boy. FML

I agree, your life sucks 78 090

You deserved it 25 594

By Lax - 12/01/2009 09:37 - France

Today, my 5 year-old daughter watched me getting dressed in the bathroom and asked, "Mum, when my boobs grow, will they droop like yours?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 934

You deserved it 3 500

Hereditary?

By andy - 01/01/2010 14:12 - United States

Today, my 4 year-old daughter was looking at a magazine cover with a well endowed model showing off her cleavage. She looked at me and said, "Mommy, when I grow up, will I have big round boobies like her or tiny pointy ones like you?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 556

You deserved it 4 813

By imamomma - 20/12/2011 18:59 - United States

Today, after explaining to my two year old that we were going bra shopping, he decided to announce to the entire bank that we were going to buy Mommy some boobies. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 220

You deserved it 26 909

By fattie4life - 20/07/2009 22:33 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with my little sister as she explained that all these guys like her now that she's so skinny and beautiful. My mom must have overheard me tell my sister that at least I was a cuter child, because my mom laughed and said, "Yeah right, we had to buy you fat kid diapers." FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 158

You deserved it 8 075

Nice of her

By Bill - 06/12/2009 20:28 - United States

Today, I was sitting on the couch with my 5 year-old on my lap. All of a sudden, she turned to me and said, "Daddy, I love your boobies. They're a good pillow." My own kid just called me fat. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 967

You deserved it 18 122

By Lexi - 20/11/2010 19:07 - Canada

Today, I took my two-year-old daughter swimming. While sitting in the hot tub, my daughter pointed to the elderly man sitting across from us and mumbled something. I couldn't understand her, so I asked her to repeat it. After two more attempts, she shouted, "MOM! He has big boobs!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 427

You deserved it 7 281

By shizzy09 - 13/04/2009 20:09 - United States

Today, I took my 4-year-old daughter to the local pool for swim lessons. As we walked onto the deck she turned to me and said "Mom, that lady has really big boobs!" The whole pool heard, even the man my daughter was referring to. FML

I agree, your life sucks 66 507

You deserved it 5 137

By Misty3242 - 06/02/2010 08:15 - United States

Today, my little sister asked me what she would look like when she got older. I told her that she would probably look a lot like me. She started to cry. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 622

You deserved it 4 140

dem_fml 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 22:50

hahah i said that to my mom when i was little and she just laughed. but my boobs are bigger than hers so my wish came true!

wafflemonger 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 22:55

I guess it's nice that your sister looks up to you?

Comments

UserFUCKINGName 0

Monday 16 March 2009 23:24

you deserve that one you tit-less *****.

goneblah 0

Monday 16 March 2009 23:26

Your sister might just be a little chubby chunk. It might be true, if she's overweight.

fmylife1313 0

Monday 16 March 2009 23:49

um your dad was probably kidding because your sister wouldnt say that if u were flat...and i agree with #9 and #36

msw52 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 0:43

@49: her sister is THREE. I'm assuming if the OP is old enough to even have boobs, then she should sound much older than a 3 year old. Chances are the dad was just kidding around

mpwga 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 1:35

um u should know ur dad was just jokin around. come on now.

Alexa23 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 3:44

Guys, I know my dad was joking around. It just made for a really funny FML. And don't worry, I did throw the "Mine will never be as big as yours" comment at him :) I know I'm not flat chested. Just put it up here for laughs.