Kids: Today, I got out of the shower and my 3 year old sister comes...

By Alexa23 - 15/03/2009 15:47 - United States

Today, I got out of the shower and my 3 year old sister comes into the bathroom and says "I want big boobies like yours when I grow up." And from the other room I hear my dad go "Sweetie, you've already got bigger boobs than your sister." FML

I agree, your life sucks 131 205

You deserved it 8 910

When Christmas Ends Badly…
Rather than debating politics with Uncle Roger for the umpteenth time, share the best Christmas FMLs to finally have a good family meal! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By parentof5 - 23/04/2011 15:20 - United States

Today, my 4 year old daughter walked in while I was changing my shirt. She said "When I get older I am going to have big boobies just like you." I'm her dad. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 643

You deserved it 24 788

By joshinbaltimore - 22/03/2009 04:15 - United States

Today, I went swimming. As I was getting out of the very crowded pool a little girl ran up to me pointed and yelled, "Mommy, I want big boobies like that when I grow up." I'm 16. I'm a boy. FML

I agree, your life sucks 78 090

You deserved it 25 594

By Lax - 12/01/2009 09:37 - France

Today, my 5 year-old daughter watched me getting dressed in the bathroom and asked, "Mum, when my boobs grow, will they droop like yours?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 934

You deserved it 3 500

Hereditary?

By andy - 01/01/2010 14:12 - United States

Today, my 4 year-old daughter was looking at a magazine cover with a well endowed model showing off her cleavage. She looked at me and said, "Mommy, when I grow up, will I have big round boobies like her or tiny pointy ones like you?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 556

You deserved it 4 813

By imamomma - 20/12/2011 18:59 - United States

Today, after explaining to my two year old that we were going bra shopping, he decided to announce to the entire bank that we were going to buy Mommy some boobies. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 220

You deserved it 26 909

By fattie4life - 20/07/2009 22:33 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with my little sister as she explained that all these guys like her now that she's so skinny and beautiful. My mom must have overheard me tell my sister that at least I was a cuter child, because my mom laughed and said, "Yeah right, we had to buy you fat kid diapers." FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 158

You deserved it 8 075

Nice of her

By Bill - 06/12/2009 20:28 - United States

Today, I was sitting on the couch with my 5 year-old on my lap. All of a sudden, she turned to me and said, "Daddy, I love your boobies. They're a good pillow." My own kid just called me fat. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 967

You deserved it 18 122

By Lexi - 20/11/2010 19:07 - Canada

Today, I took my two-year-old daughter swimming. While sitting in the hot tub, my daughter pointed to the elderly man sitting across from us and mumbled something. I couldn't understand her, so I asked her to repeat it. After two more attempts, she shouted, "MOM! He has big boobs!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 427

You deserved it 7 281

By shizzy09 - 13/04/2009 20:09 - United States

Today, I took my 4-year-old daughter to the local pool for swim lessons. As we walked onto the deck she turned to me and said "Mom, that lady has really big boobs!" The whole pool heard, even the man my daughter was referring to. FML

I agree, your life sucks 66 507

You deserved it 5 137

By Misty3242 - 06/02/2010 08:15 - United States

Today, my little sister asked me what she would look like when she got older. I told her that she would probably look a lot like me. She started to cry. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 622

You deserved it 4 140

dem_fml 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 22:50

hahah i said that to my mom when i was little and she just laughed. but my boobs are bigger than hers so my wish came true!

wafflemonger 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 22:55

I guess it's nice that your sister looks up to you?

Comments

ajack11 0

Friday 1 May 2009 4:13

thats incredibly inappropriate for a dad to say..

shmally33 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 3:04

dude that blows.. and # 74 is right..

thefucked 0

Monday 8 June 2009 0:49

wowo your sister is 3 and she already wants big boobs? shes gonna grow up to be a ***** man

monkey314159 0

Monday 15 June 2009 5:10

creepy on many levels; especially level 3. That final boss is hard.

MJHxoxo 0

Friday 7 August 2009 17:15

he probs just meant she's fat XD

hahasuckstobeyou 0

Friday 21 August 2009 11:42

monkey314159 ur funny

musicangel_fml 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 4:59

tell your dad that his boobs are bigger than your sister's.

brianjman14 22

Saturday 10 October 2009 15:23

she was probably kidding to make ur sister feel good

Honda288 2

Friday 16 October 2009 3:41

That is one awesome dude! Haha

onnielief 4

Saturday 5 December 2009 15:28

Isn't that more of a fml for your little sister instead for you? 3 Year olds should still have a completely flat chest, ergo if your sister has anything resembling boobs she is obese. FYL for having parents that let their youngest kid get obese!