By Amy - 05/12/2013 05:25 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, I got paper thrown at me because I didn't agree with my classmate's conspiracy theory that Brian Griffin's death was planned by the illuminati. FML
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DocBastard 38

You had paper thrown at you? PAPER?? NO!!! The horror! Anything but the paper! What will the bullies do next? Whisper vaguely inappropriate obscenities in your direction?

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WompWompWomp123 7

Surely, you cannot believe that he was hit by a car on accident?

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karlcolt45 19

YOU SHEEP! always believe what they tell you? I bet you think Lee Harvey Oswald was just a nut job and not AN ALIEN COW IN A MAN SUIT

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karlcolt45 19

I think this thread has the highest occurrence of the word ‘they' in the history of the written word. GREAT now they win

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sanecatlady 13

So... it's only when people (or cartoon characters) who are famous are killed that it's because of this Illuminati crap, but never when it's regular people, who get killed all the time and never get any news coverage, because the stupid US only cares when it's Micheal Jackson or whatever garbage because Americans are idiots? Go ahead, thumb me down. I'll just tell you where you can stick that thumb.

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toomanyidiots 14

Ha, from you I can see that it apparently isn't just Americans who are idiots...

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karlcolt45 19

cuz OP is an Aussie. and I'd bet his classmate was too. put that thumb right back in your mouth kiddo

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laden_swallow09 34

*Peter Griffin meme* OH MY GOD. WHO THE HELL CARES?

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tyler_mcdolan 10

I had a conspiracy that he was hit by his own car, which led me I believe that it was him from the future somehow. But sadly, the cars are slightly different

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SThompson90 7

People in your class are stupid. All the facts point to the Free Masons!

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dreadbeat69 12

You got paper thrown at you? Oh wow. This is the most underwhelming FML ever posted.

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cb4me 2

U were right to disagree! The Illuminati would not be pleased with ppl discussing their diabolical plans! Same goes for the Free Masons! They see EVERYTHING! ☜☝☞☟

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ksks1234 33

How do we not know it isn't the stonecutters?

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