Miscellaneous: Today, I got paper thrown at me because I didn't agree with my...

By Amy - 05/12/2013 05:25 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, I got paper thrown at me because I didn't agree with my classmate's conspiracy theory that Brian Griffin's death was planned by the illuminati. FML

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You deserved it 5 266

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By oheyimsarahh - 16/02/2011 15:30 - United States

Today, I was sitting in social studies and someone threw a note at me. It said "Go fuck yourself, everyone hates you, just die." FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 655

You deserved it 5 300

By WTF? - 03/10/2013 16:42 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, I got kicked out of English class shortly after our teacher told us we have to write an essay on how the storyline of Harry Potter is one big allegory for "the futility of socialism." Apparently, reacting with disbelief makes me a "disruptive influence." FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 931

You deserved it 3 977

Kids, it doesn't get any better

By Anonymous - 15/03/2020 03:02

Today, I was sitting in class when I overheard a group talking about how much they don't like me. When they saw me there, they burst out laughing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 864

You deserved it 130

By jzidar24 - 22/10/2015 02:37 - United States - Bloomfield Hills

Today, at school, I got in trouble for plagiarizing on a paper. The subject of said paper was where I see myself in ten years. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 844

You deserved it 2 433

Indoctrination

By say no to indoctrination - 22/08/2020 20:02 - United States

Today, I was called everything from a communist to a nazi to a national traitor for suggesting that kids shouldn’t be forced to recite the pledge of allegiance at school until they’re old enough to truly understand what it means. Someone even threatened to kick my ass for speaking up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 846

You deserved it 865

By burnbabyburn - 11/11/2015 17:47 - United Kingdom

Today, a student set me on fire while I was lecturing my class about proper lab safety. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 345

You deserved it 2 126

By anonymous - 05/09/2012 16:25 - United States - El Cajon

Today, my teacher assigned us teams in a class debate. I landed on the team that had to argue the obviously wrong point of view. When I finished, my teacher told me and the entire class how much I disturbed her, and how I reminded her of Hitler and Napoleon. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 663

You deserved it 2 570

By ouch - 09/02/2011 18:02 - United States

Today, I was in class when all of a sudden I was hit in the head by a metal pencil case. My teacher threw it at me to get my attention. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 751

You deserved it 35 548

Systemic

By Upset - 03/02/2016 18:14 - United States - Santa Clara

Today, after finding out that my professor likes to talk trash about, and constantly belittle, Muslims in every American History class he teaches, I submitted an essay about Muslim contributions to humanity. He held me back after class and asked why I gave him such filth. I'm a Muslim. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 620

You deserved it 5 066

By Anonymous - 11/04/2013 20:21 - United Arab Emirates - Dubai

Today, I found out that my classmates hate me so much that they have a seating arrangement where people have to sit next to me on a rotating basis. A fight broke out yesterday because someone tried to skip their turn. FML

I agree, your life sucks 63 348

You deserved it 17 490

DocBastard 38

Thursday 5 December 2013 16:21

You had paper thrown at you? PAPER?? NO!!! The horror! Anything but the paper! What will the bullies do next? Whisper vaguely inappropriate obscenities in your direction?

WompWompWomp123 7

Thursday 5 December 2013 16:15

Surely, you cannot believe that he was hit by a car on accident?

Comments

karlcolt45 19

Thursday 5 December 2013 17:51

YOU SHEEP! always believe what they tell you? I bet you think Lee Harvey Oswald was just a nut job and not AN ALIEN COW IN A MAN SUIT

karlcolt45 19

Thursday 5 December 2013 17:58

I think this thread has the highest occurrence of the word ‘they' in the history of the written word. GREAT now they win

sanecatlady 13

Thursday 5 December 2013 18:18

So... it's only when people (or cartoon characters) who are famous are killed that it's because of this Illuminati crap, but never when it's regular people, who get killed all the time and never get any news coverage, because the stupid US only cares when it's Micheal Jackson or whatever garbage because Americans are idiots? Go ahead, thumb me down. I'll just tell you where you can stick that thumb.

toomanyidiots 14

Thursday 5 December 2013 18:23

Ha, from you I can see that it apparently isn't just Americans who are idiots...

karlcolt45 19

Thursday 5 December 2013 18:29

cuz OP is an Aussie. and I'd bet his classmate was too. put that thumb right back in your mouth kiddo

laden_swallow09 34

Thursday 5 December 2013 18:53

*Peter Griffin meme* OH MY GOD. WHO THE HELL CARES?

Aew 17

Thursday 5 December 2013 19:03

tyler_mcdolan 10

Thursday 5 December 2013 19:22

I had a conspiracy that he was hit by his own car, which led me I believe that it was him from the future somehow. But sadly, the cars are slightly different

SThompson90 7

Thursday 5 December 2013 19:39

People in your class are stupid. All the facts point to the Free Masons!

dreadbeat69 12

Thursday 5 December 2013 19:49

You got paper thrown at you? Oh wow. This is the most underwhelming FML ever posted.

cb4me 2

Thursday 5 December 2013 19:54

U were right to disagree! The Illuminati would not be pleased with ppl discussing their diabolical plans! Same goes for the Free Masons! They see EVERYTHING! ☜☝☞☟