By Amy - 05/12/2013 05:25 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, I got paper thrown at me because I didn't agree with my classmate's conspiracy theory that Brian Griffin's death was planned by the illuminati. FML
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DocBastard 38

You had paper thrown at you? PAPER?? NO!!! The horror! Anything but the paper! What will the bullies do next? Whisper vaguely inappropriate obscenities in your direction?

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WompWompWomp123 7

Surely, you cannot believe that he was hit by a car on accident?

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SWC_Penguin 17

Agreed. It's ok to say that something was thrown at the OP, but now that I know it was paper this story is totally ruined for me.

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SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18

It's a miracle that you've made it this far through the total shitstorm the internet has become since he died without finding out. It was all over my newsfeed on Facebook and several news websites within an hour.

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Enslaved 36

If you don't already know that they killed off Brian's character from the show, you're probably not a big enough fan that it should matter now. :P

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whyusofat 17

I heard the death wasn't/isn't permanent.

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DocBastard 38

You had paper thrown at you? PAPER?? NO!!! The horror! Anything but the paper! What will the bullies do next? Whisper vaguely inappropriate obscenities in your direction?

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HowieDoIt 21

Or rhyme her name with mean words, like "amy is lamey." That poor girl.

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perdix 29

If it was the Illuminati, they'd have throw bits of tinfoil at you, coated with traces of mercury and plutonium. Wait, I wasn't supposed to say that...

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Sinistra_Blue 12

That's what *THEY* want you to think... (Like that? Did I do it right?)

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centaursTesticle 19

stop with the "omg paper oh no how hoorrrible" sarcasm being ganged up on by a bunch of your classmates throwing paper at you for disagreeing with an absurd opinion is cruel op, next time you have a silent but deadly fart coming up, stand next to one of them and let them take the blame for it, 'cause clearly they're all douchebags

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cryssycakesx3 22

one person is totally being ganged up on.

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DocBastard 38

Yeah, you're right. Being sarcastic on a website is much worse than calling people douchebags and suggesting that OP blames a fart on them. Based on your vengeance tactics, I have to assume you're about 11. I should call your parents to tell them that you're trolling a website for people with the maturity level higher than a gopher.

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buckdharma 36

If we want to find out the truth on this subject we must hear from Olpally.

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olpally 32

Nope, not going to hear a word from me. Pretty stupid FML.

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eddeeezzyy 19

It is the illuminati because on that Saturday of the same week, Paul Walker who played Brian O' Conner on the Fast and Furious series died in a car accident. Notice how two people named Brian both died, and both their deaths involved cars.

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karlcolt45 19

HUSH! do you want to get everybody in this thread KILLED? they'll know that you know and you told us so now we know! ...too soon by the way

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olpally 32

Oh, people are this stupid? Throw it back at him! Haha.

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perdix 29

Hey, maybe they'll bring in Ted. I'm talking about the bear from the movie and not Ted McGinley who is pretty much like hospice care for sitcoms.

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SMHsohard 22

Speaking as a Hospice Nurse, I take exception to that statement. Ted McGinley is NOT like Hospice for sitcoms. He's more like Dr. Kevorkian.

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NOTWmonkey 5

Illuminati is a secret society I hate when people go they killed this person and this person no they don't do that they are a secret society that tells people what to do thy have other people tht kill they don't kill

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perdix 29

I don't know about killing, but *raises eyebrow* THEY certainly do go around stealing punctuation marks off of people's keyboards.

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karlcolt45 19

^ this guy knows too much,,,, we save all the punctuation for ourselves!!!!!!......"""

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SMHsohard 22

If Illuminati is so secret, how come everyone knows about them? Unless that's what they WANT us to think...

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ahh_rats 15

It's official! Free schooling is a fucken joke

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