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By nmaidkieavg - 25/01/2011 06:13

Today, I got pulled over for a traffic violation. Thinking I could get away with it, I spoke with a French accent. The officer then asked me a question in perfect French. I got a ticket. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2009 22:40 - United States

Today, I was pulled over for speeding. I speak 4 languages and thought if I spoke French, the Officer would let me off with a warning thinking I was a tourist. Afterwards I turned to my wife and said "I can't believe that worked." He was a few feet away and heard. FML

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By Sarah-D - 29/07/2016 05:31

Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML

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By buttfingers - 26/12/2015 17:37 - United States - Houston

Today, I accidentally edged over the speed limit and got pulled over. The officer asked me if I knew why he'd pulled me over. Before I could say something diplomatic, my dad said from the passenger seat, "Because you're a prick in fancy dress?" I got ticketed. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/10/2024 22:00 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I tried to make a joke to ease the tension and said, "I’m just trying to keep up with the traffic!" The officer looked around at the empty road and said, "What traffic? Are you under the influence? HANDS ON THE WHEEL!" It went downhill from there. FML

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By notdrivinganytimesoon - 04/03/2015 02:35 - United States - Richardson

Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML

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Officer McGiggles

By ACAB - 16/09/2019 20:00 - Australia

Today, I got pulled over for speeding. After the cop asked for my license, he started laughing when he saw my picture. FML

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By 613tanner - 19/05/2011 05:30

Today, I got pulled over for going about 88mph. When the cop asked why I was speeding, I replied, "I was trying to go back in time". He didn't like that answer and gave me a ticket. FML

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Probable cause

By Anonymous - 21/03/2023 05:00 - United States - Corinth

Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I know that I was in the wrong and will take responsibility for that. When the cop handed me my ticket, he asked me if I was smoking crack. I denied it because I don't do drugs. He asked me what that foul odor was. I was passing gas. FML

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Stickler

By GN. - 17/09/2012 04:47 - United States - New York

Today, I got stopped by the fuzz. The officer told me he "could care less" about my excuses. He was probably about to let me go without a ticket, but my inner Grammar Nazi kicked in and I explained why he meant to say "couldn't care less." I got the ticket. FML

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By yulis - 30/11/2013 19:21 - United States - Hagerstown

Today, I got pulled over on the highway for going over the speed limit. The cop seemed nice, and I was sure he'd let me off with a warning, until my husband piped up with, "Didn't think you folks came out this far. What, the donut store got shut down or some shit?" I got the ticket. FML

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Rangant 7

Tuesday 25 January 2011 11:48

no sympathy here :)

allmidnighteyes 10

Tuesday 25 January 2011 11:53

Well, if you were following the rules of the road, this wouldn't have happened.

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emjay09 0

Wednesday 26 January 2011 20:34

wow you're an idiot.

bassbon16 0

Thursday 27 January 2011 0:24

Yeah, f your life. Rules are there for a reason, to keep people safe (e.g. not to let people like you run people over). They're not to be broken by idiotic douchey fags like the OP who can't just stop at a gd red light. Don't f your life, just f you you piece of subhuman crap.

snafu63 0

Thursday 27 January 2011 1:14

you are a dumbass. you'd be more likely to get out of the ticket if you cooperated.

BrzlnBrwni 0

Thursday 27 January 2011 2:42

buajajaa perfect

dragster_fml 0

Thursday 27 January 2011 6:57

big deal a ticket

Texass2224 0

Thursday 27 January 2011 7:08

your stupid

Splayd 10

Wednesday 7 September 2011 23:54

Hahaha. The irony!

ohhhyeaaa 0

Monday 31 January 2011 1:55

u my friend are what they call a dumbass.

Falyn 0

Monday 31 January 2011 8:52

how would you know if it's "perfect French" if you clearly don't speak it or you could have continued your stupid bullshit to some how avoid a ticket? dumb ass.