By 613tanner - 19/05/2011 05:30

Today, I got pulled over for going about 88mph. When the cop asked why I was speeding, I replied, "I was trying to go back in time". He didn't like that answer and gave me a ticket. FML
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sxe_beast 11

Were you driving a DeLorean?

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llCHR15ll 0

you didn't engage the flux capacitor. hopefully you will learn from this crucial mistake.

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sxe_beast 11

Were you driving a DeLorean?

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TheSnakeDoctor20 17

ydi for trying to get a break

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EatnBeef 7

you should asked if he wanted to come along. cops like to time travel more than you know lol

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PurpleRae420 0

Your an idiot for that of course he gave you a ticket Back To The Future isn't real and that is the most dumbest excuse I've ever heard You shoulda said I was speeding to get to church it worked for Chris Tucker lolol

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Imabigbeast 5

I love back to the future!!!

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salsalover_12 5

Didn't they go 85mph in back to the future? and yes i love that movie as well it's the best movie of all time aside form the green hornet.

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RedPillSucks 31

@102 - You do understand that OP was trying levity as a way to get out of a ticket and wasn't using that as a serious excuse

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peppermintstick 0

@ 111 it was 88 miles per hour, and I agree! its the best movie of all time! You can tell who hasn't seen or heard of the movie based on their comments... Sadly they are missing out.

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Azbubba_fml_fml 0

@ 121 you deserve it

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biggary19 3

awesome reply now pay that ticket with pride cause u new u were gettin that ticket. cause ur hat real low woulda been a better answer

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shannonreneee 11

102 never seems to get anything on FML :/

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sxe_beast 11

Marty: Doc we better back up. We don't have enough road to get up to 88. Dr. Brown: Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads. Wasn't the max speed on the speedometer of a DeLorean 85MPH as required by the government?

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herrobear 0

It was a good try. Sometimes you get an officer in a bad mood or who's not very lenient.

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kofinater 3

always go with explosive diarrhea excuse

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Felix_Felicis15 8

Epic movie. Doc: "Damn. Damn! DAMN DAMN!"

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shortie916 0

Back to the future is classic. The police man must have no sense of humor!

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bagginzy 14

You should have told him you were going to the Policeman's Ball.

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cgchamp89 7

No kidding... I think part of the reason people are commenting this way is because they don't know the reference.

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snickers001 0

of he's goes back to the future he can change his mind about this next time and don't get a ticket :)

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Kyze_Ninja 10

This really shouldn't even be an FML because he was caught speeding and tried to get away with it.

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shaneac 0

Pokeemon, nice name, I love Pokémon. RoeAllen, your profile pic is pretty. And OP, nice try, but your Flux Compassitor needs uranium to work.

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shaneac 0

Thanks, too bad I can't edit my posts to change typos...

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PoserDisposer 0

The Flux Capacitor actually needs Plutonium.

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shaneac 0

>.< I need to rewatch that movie, so I won't make bad references to it...

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WompWompWomp123 7

96 - you need plutonium, not uranium. I guess your Flux Capacitor isn't working either.

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sweetcheeksjvl 0

you're an idiot for saying it YDI

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missy_lynn012 0

the best response is always a family member is in labor. GEESH!

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ThogTheCaveman 7

You're quite right. He's an idiot for assuming someone else may have a sense of humor.

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pedosmurf 7

You have to give him credit for having the balls to say it right? Right? No? Well then YDI

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GigaPudding_fml 24

Although I found your joke rather funny, you can't complain on getting a ticket... :)

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cutielilangel 8

looool so true. too bad Gabriel Iglesias advice didn't work.

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juicedboi 7

back to the future reference is at least a humorous response. Better than the typical my wife is in labour one

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Iknoweverything 29

OP is actually lucky he didn't get a fine for reckless behavior... Depending on the state and the posted limit, you can go to jail for going that fast.

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llCHR15ll 0

you didn't engage the flux capacitor. hopefully you will learn from this crucial mistake.

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JustinThunder 8

Dang, it's always the flux capacitor.

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dizzaymizlizzay 11

if I was the cop, I would've given u the ticket and told u to try to go back in time to prevent me from pulling u over!

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Octwo 16

I would have taught you how to spell "you."

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LaneDoyleStoleMy 0

whoa!!! easy there the OP is a crazy ass honey badger that clearly just don't give a shit! go honey badgers of the world!! unite in freereeeeeeeeedom!!! owww!!

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EarAcheMyEYE10 2

obviously it didn't work.... next time tell the nice officer "I was trying to avoid your worthless assholish self there officer!! (with a smile on your face!) At least it will be worth the ticket vs saying a dork-like-gonna-get-the-ticket-anyway answer!

SpazzyJazzy325 0

it's not dorky, it's just to awesome for you to comprehend

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