By Anonymous - 14/03/2012 07:33 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for drunk driving. This is the second time its happened. I was completely sober both times. FML
I agree, your life sucks 26 424
You deserved it 16 520

Same thing different taste

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peachesncreem 21

Makes me wonder how you passed the driving test..

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satanrox 0
atomicmrpelly 2

You're a terrible DRIVER!! They should take your license away... ????????????????

Sympathies 0

Umm get checked out for glasses defiantly might be the problem

mjax96 4

Today, my crush of a year decided to talk to me for the first time. I was suffering from terrible cramps, so my best friend decided to walk over right then and tell my crush of my constipation issues and how I "probably just need to go to the bathroom and relieve myself of a few unnecessary pounds." he hasn't spoken to me since.

You deserved it for being such a bad driver.

YahImThatGuy 0

Are you Asian? A woman? Oh, you're an Asian woman! It make perfect sense.