Transportation: Today, I got pulled over for drunk driving. This is the second...

By Anonymous - 14/03/2012 07:33 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for drunk driving. This is the second time its happened. I was completely sober both times. FML

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By ironic driver - 04/09/2011 22:10 - United States

Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML

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By notdrivinganytimesoon - 04/03/2015 02:35 - United States - Richardson

Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML

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By sos - 17/01/2011 03:59 - United States

Today, I found out that I can't pass a field sobriety test while sober. FML

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By Jesse - 01/08/2009 19:24 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for the first time since I got my license. I have disorganized speech and occasional inappropriate emotional response. I began to laugh due to nervousness and when I tried to explain why, I was arrested because he thought I was high. FML

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By airborne - 06/05/2009 01:11 - United States

Today, I saw someone drive recklessly as if they were drunk. When I called the cops, I got pulled over by another cop for talking on my cell phone. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/05/2009 06:45 - Canada

Today, I was drunk and crashed on my friend's couch to sober up. On the drive home, a cop pulled me over for seemingly no reason. He kept asking if I had been drinking, to which I answered no. Finally, he told me to look in the mirror. My friends had written all over my face while I slept. FML

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By driverman12 - 04/04/2009 19:42 - United States

Today, I was driving on the freeway when I saw a car in front of me swerving across 3 lanes of traffic. Thinking he might be drunk, I dialed 911 on my phone, but I dropped it. I fished under my seat to get it, swerving, and got pulled over by highway patrol and given a field sobriety test. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2011 06:49 - United States

Today, I was the designated driver. On the way home with my drunk friends, they decide to give me a beer shower. I swerved, and was pulled over by a cop moments after. I was the only one arrested. FML

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By Ladyfarquard - 21/07/2019 04:03

Today, I got charged with drink driving, without even driving my car. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2019 00:00

Today, I got pulled over for violating hands-free law and not having an updated address on my driver's license. Two days ago, I got pulled over for the same reasons. Now, I have four tickets I need to deal with. FML

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heyhihello95 12

Wednesday 14 March 2012 11:40

That should tell you something

peachesncreem 21

Wednesday 14 March 2012 11:43

Makes me wonder how you passed the driving test..

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damoki 8

Thursday 17 May 2012 22:34

This is a sign, take drivers training again!

talloctopus 7

Tuesday 12 June 2012 15:28

Learn to drive moron

vampiresucks 1

Saturday 11 August 2012 6:43

Ah same here. It happened to me since i got off work at 3am and one time they hardly believed i was sober since i had a cup with lemonade and cherries and it looked like a "alcoholic drink"

mike307 11

Monday 19 November 2012 23:28

Learn to drive!

paparoach15 5

Wednesday 9 October 2013 14:08

We'll ape apparently u suck ass at driving.

6demon6spawn6 12

Wednesday 4 June 2014 19:49

if you cant drive, get off the road. its so simple.

ballkrusher14 8

Monday 21 July 2014 22:12

You must really suck at driving.

Ohshitdude 21

Wednesday 10 September 2014 10:00

clearly you dont belong behind the wheel, sober or otherwise.

Dynamite73 25

Thursday 4 June 2015 23:07

YDI for driving like a drunk person

BALLISLIFE57 20

Saturday 1 August 2015 10:56

Op that's a sign that you shouldn't be driving ?

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Today, my mother-in-law tried to "accidentally" run me over. FML

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Today, my fiancé refused to talk to me because I'm "an alcoholic". I only started drinking like this after we moved in together and he brought me alcohol every day, because he's an alcoholic. FML

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