By Anonymous - 25/04/2009 13:51 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I started fixing my hair and unbuttoning a couple of buttons on my shirt, hoping the policeman would let me off with a warning. When he got to the car, he rolled his eyes and muttered something under his breath. I saw him walk back to the cop car gagging. FML
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mewzik 0

YDI did he give you a ticket or was he too busy gagging?

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ramdoodle45 0

well if he was gagging, i bet you're one of those girls who's really ugly but acts bitchy like she's hot. but on the bright side, this isn't really FML because your ugliness gave him nausea so you didn't get a ticket so congrats, YDI.

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bollywood_rocks 0

OP, I won't add anything to the comments slagging you but let me say that you just slapped the women rights movement in the face. Now this is what I logged on for: Cops gossip more than women/ teenage girls and can be more vicious with that gossip: they embellish. All that sitting around in a car for eight hours means they stock up on stories to tell when they get back to the station. SO... Pray that you didn't do that inside the town where you live because the other cops will probably keep an eye out for you just for laughs. I know some cops and they live for incidents like this. sucks to be you. That being said,being nice to the cop would have easily got you out of the ticket with your dignity intact than doing what you did. I have been in situations where the cop told me he had to give me the ticket AND then told me to appeal it on a certain day when he would be off duty so it can be thrown out because he didn't show up for the hearing. Cops are really friendly. If you knew that,you wouldn't have felt the need to ***** yourself out

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ihpb09 0

YDI. why the **** would you even try to pull something like that? follow the ******* law and stop endangering others on the road instead of being a **** to law enforcement officers. ******* *****.

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Aflacduck 0

You're a ****/*****/***** with no decency.

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SnakeGuy4000 0

Haha! That's funny. I agree with that person who said : "Wow, you must be ugly, bot one of those bitchy people who think they're hot.

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awalkb 0

thats what you get for being a ****...and for being an ugly ****

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Go_Home 0

I don't think it's even slightly humanly possible for a person to gag over someone's ugliness. Also, if she was ugly, she wouldn't have the confidence to do what she did. It's not so hard to think and use your brain a little. You all just like to judge. 3/4 of you are probably ugly anyway :) So shut it.

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marycjones 0

Britt, your pores are ****** up and you're already getting wrinkles. We can't even see your whole face. :( If you put a bag over your face, THEN I'd do you, while wearing a body condom.

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