Transportation: Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I started fixing my hair...

By Anonymous - 25/04/2009 13:51 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I started fixing my hair and unbuttoning a couple of buttons on my shirt, hoping the policeman would let me off with a warning. When he got to the car, he rolled his eyes and muttered something under his breath. I saw him walk back to the cop car gagging. FML

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Today, I got pulled over for speeding and got a $200 ticket. After I pulled away, I decided to warn the next car about the cop up ahead by flashing my headlights. The next car was another cop. He didn't appreciate my "help". FML

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mewzik 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 23:23

YDI did he give you a ticket or was he too busy gagging?

ramdoodle45 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 23:28

well if he was gagging, i bet you're one of those girls who's really ugly but acts bitchy like she's hot. but on the bright side, this isn't really FML because your ugliness gave him nausea so you didn't get a ticket so congrats, YDI.

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adlxoxx 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 1:06

i AMMMM hot shittttt!!! seriously? GET OVER YOURSELF.

c0okie_ 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 1:10

# 65. I don't use the actual website, "moron". I use an iPod application. I rarely use a computer. that's what I meant. I don't type in "fmylife.com" unless I post a comment. which is also very rare. meaning i cant post a picture unless i use a computer which i dont care to do. so please, understan what you're talking about before calling someone a moron.

CaptainObvious_fml 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 1:10

I have to agree with everyone else here, you deserved that for trying to be above the law, nice job

nomadxx7 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 1:14

Either superficial hot bitch with too much perfume on or one busted ass ugly bitch who thinks they are hot. Either way as others have stated, YDI.

greenspinach 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 1:15

nah....i've got more important things to do

Victoria2103 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 1:17

****. YDI. Hope you got a ticket or two as well.

RavensRule97 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 1:19

YDI for being a ****, and apparently an ugly one at that

alex_vik 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 1:22

Dumbass, follow the damn law and don't try and get out of the ticket by pretending you're hot.

fisherman03 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 1:23

Wow.. Did you really expect a break?!? Women/girls like you make me mad!!!

hk_fml 9

Sunday 26 April 2009 1:24

definite fail. you deserved it for thinking you're hot shit :D Hope you learned not to be so slutty next time and not break the law in the first place

OMGLOOKWHOJUST 0

Friday 24 June 2011 17:07

Lol, I like your profile picture. Reminds me of that one episode on adventure time, where the dead candy people came back to life and tried to eat the other live ones....