By Anonymous - 25/04/2009 13:51 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I started fixing my hair and unbuttoning a couple of buttons on my shirt, hoping the policeman would let me off with a warning. When he got to the car, he rolled his eyes and muttered something under his breath. I saw him walk back to the cop car gagging. FML
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mewzik 0

YDI did he give you a ticket or was he too busy gagging?

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ramdoodle45 0

well if he was gagging, i bet you're one of those girls who's really ugly but acts bitchy like she's hot. but on the bright side, this isn't really FML because your ugliness gave him nausea so you didn't get a ticket so congrats, YDI.

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Josh440 0

Prob because your just as ugly as that Brit bitch in the comments. Owned. Don't even say anything back Brit, you should consider taking that pic off because it's pathetic, even done professionally, you still look like a fat ugly beezy. Go puke some more, get a nicer body and make sure to let your boobs pop out in every outfit so your face looks fuckable. Kthxbye

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colortherainbowx 0

Lol this sounds like another FML. The one where the woman didn't buy a train ticket, and unbuttoned her shirt hoping the conductor would let her on for free-and he told her he was gay.

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Blardo 0

You did the right thing because every guy loves to see an ugly's breasts. Maybe if you wasn't a woman you wouldn't get pulled over.

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wytemagic 0

you must be another ugly chick who thinks shes super hot like meagan fox or jessica alba

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fylindeed22 0

Ugh, it's women like YOU who give women like ME a bad rap. Next time just take the ticket and save your dignity, little girl, you'll need it some day.

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Nakedsquirrel 5

Gee. Not only did we get yet another girl that thinks she can play off the popular misconception that all guys are turned on by their looks and will come onto them, but this one thought she had the looks to even exploit that. The only thing that'd make this FML more pathetic is if it were like the train conductor one, in which girls were defending the act and saying manipulation and taking advantage of sexuality was okay.

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yourpathetic 0

in my state if you pull that, or even cry, cops WILL open up the code and find another reason to give you a ticket. If they ar e going to give you a ticket, if not they give you a nice little talk :) YDI they invented make up for people like you. HAHAHAHA

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JP101 0

I can't stand "women" who think they can get off with a warning by using sex. Have some dignity for gods sake.

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grazynaanka 0

brittimes2 you're a little narcissistic. you might want to get help for that. i feel bad for the cop. all he wants to do is his job, then people like you come along thinking you can get away with everything because you try and be attractive. if i was the cop, i would laugh in your face for your lack of self-dignity.

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