Transportation: Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I started fixing my hair...

By Anonymous - 25/04/2009 13:51 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I started fixing my hair and unbuttoning a couple of buttons on my shirt, hoping the policeman would let me off with a warning. When he got to the car, he rolled his eyes and muttered something under his breath. I saw him walk back to the cop car gagging. FML

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Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2009 06:07 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for speeding and got a $200 ticket. After I pulled away, I decided to warn the next car about the cop up ahead by flashing my headlights. The next car was another cop. He didn't appreciate my "help". FML

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mewzik 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 23:23

YDI did he give you a ticket or was he too busy gagging?

ramdoodle45 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 23:28

well if he was gagging, i bet you're one of those girls who's really ugly but acts bitchy like she's hot. but on the bright side, this isn't really FML because your ugliness gave him nausea so you didn't get a ticket so congrats, YDI.

Comments

juggyjones 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 2:03

#90 - L O ******* L

greenspinach 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 2:06

she has a man's chin

munky07 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 2:06

haha Brittimes2 your honestly fairly unattractive....and I find it pretty funny that you're bragging about getting pulled over twice in once week.

qwertyuiop8989 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 2:07

lol #94 you're right.

caebabae3 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 2:08

serves you right, arrogant asshole

effmylifexx 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 2:11

Guys...when you say "ho" as in "*****," it's not spelled with an "e."

ilovefmlife 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 2:17

lol your such a ****. But don't worry I would of done the same thing ;D

fueledbyamy 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 2:18

btw, the person commenting the girl with the unbuttoned shirt... whats wrong with it? she's got a singlet on under it. its not like her **** are hanging out or something. i think its a very nice photo... :)

qwertyuiop8989 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 2:21

#100 I'm not talking about her current picture......she had one before that she quickly changed to the current one. It's been like 2 hrs and I'm still on fml......omg **** my life.

eighthchord 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 2:26

#24 Everyone gets a warning the first time? Not me. I was doing 46 in a 35 and got one. Also I love how everyone on here is like "don't speed next time" when you know you speed too, but it ain't you get getting pulled so you can be a hypocrite. Only old people and half blind people don't go over the speed limit.