Transportation: Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I started fixing my hair...

By Anonymous - 25/04/2009 13:51 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I started fixing my hair and unbuttoning a couple of buttons on my shirt, hoping the policeman would let me off with a warning. When he got to the car, he rolled his eyes and muttered something under his breath. I saw him walk back to the cop car gagging. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2009 06:07 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for speeding and got a $200 ticket. After I pulled away, I decided to warn the next car about the cop up ahead by flashing my headlights. The next car was another cop. He didn't appreciate my "help". FML

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mewzik 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 23:23

YDI did he give you a ticket or was he too busy gagging?

ramdoodle45 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 23:28

well if he was gagging, i bet you're one of those girls who's really ugly but acts bitchy like she's hot. but on the bright side, this isn't really FML because your ugliness gave him nausea so you didn't get a ticket so congrats, YDI.

Comments

Meowff 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 3:55

Brittimes2 I want to choke you. >:( Stop thinking you're soooo "hot." I've seen old women prettier than you. And you seem like an ass for trying to act cool when everyone is trashing you. Shut up and back off, and maybe people would leave you alone. And the person that posted this, you're a jerk. You make us girls look like ******. I was at a police station once, and they were talking about women that do this, and they all agreed that it was discusting and a few said they give two tickets when women do this. So watch out, women.

brittimes2 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 4:07

wow, i haven't been on here in hours and half of these comments are about me and how ugly i am. it's funny to know that everyone talks about someone continuously when i haven't even said anything.

kailarahne 19

Saturday 15 March 2014 1:09

I think everyone's main concern is that you said "I am hot shit" haha

amykillswitch 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 4:30

I think its funny that you have changed your picture twice within a few minutes. Last ditch effort to prove you hot?

Funnybunny_fml 3

Sunday 26 April 2009 4:38

**** just because you're a women doesn't mean you be bitchy. You give every women a bad name because you think if you show your boobs that you get off easy. You must be really ugly if he couldn't even look at you for five seconds. Bitch

Bryan_Z 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 5:12

he's gay, hahah, you can fool men like that with implants :p

Bryan_Z 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 5:14

he's gay, hahah, you can't fool men like that with implants :p

imintheair 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 5:14

i don't think she's and idiot for thinking that flashing a little of the cleave isn't gonna get her somewhere. not every guy falls for it, but some do. women wouldn't think of sexualizing themselves in order to get out of even the littlest pinch, like tickets, if it hadn't at least worked for someone! i do think it's ridiculous/hilarious though. & they deserved it.

MakinBacon 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 5:21

Ironically, if a man tried to do something like that to a woman, it would be called sexual harassment.

Jimmy2112 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 5:22

wow, im sorry. wouldn't try that again.

B00GUS 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 5:44

i found out the reason why.. - "Doh! This user still hasn't added any FML to his favorites. :(" that is posted on his/her page, i guess you mixed up your own gender "princess" :]