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By teardrops - 21/09/2010 08:50 - Australia

Today, I got punched in the face by a girl for asking if she was okay after I had seen her crying. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2014 16:30 - United States - Tampa

Today, a girl I've never met before came up to me and punched me in the face, because she wanted to get suspended. FML

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By Marc - 06/02/2012 21:43 - United States

Today, while I was standing in line at the store, some guy insulted the girl in front of me as he walked past. She turned around and socked me in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2009 03:02 - Canada

Today, I was at a restaurant when I heard a young girl telling her father she didn't think she was pretty. When I got up to leave, I walked past her table and told her she was beautiful. Her dad then punched me in the face. FML

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By leah - 07/01/2021 14:01 - United States - San Jose

Today, I was beaten up by a complete stranger for “giving her a dirty look.” I can’t see my own face. FML

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By Ryan746 - 09/06/2009 05:45 - United States

Today, I asked a girl out and made plans to go see a movie. About 5 minutes in, I made a move to put my arm around her and smashed her in the face. FML

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By Dexter - 21/05/2023 18:00

Today, I was in school when I got up to ask the teacher a question. For no reason, the guy sitting next to me punched me in the gut so hard I collapsed and saw stars. The teacher simply rolled her eyes and told me to get back to work. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2019 22:02

Today, I was walking my girlfriend to class when my friend came by and playfully punched me in the arm. Trying not to look like a wimp, I turned around to hit him in the arm. Instead, I ended up punching a girl in the face. Now my girlfriend won't talk to me and I'm suspended. FML

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By erin - 02/04/2021 10:59

Today, I saw a girl with the same shirt as me. I excitedly pointed it out. She punched me in the face. I didn’t think people actually got mad about that. FML

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By permanently scarred - 25/08/2018 15:00

Today, I was assaulted and knocked out by a girl at school for talking to her boyfriend. I woke up in the emergency room. After she knocked me unconscious, she took a knife and carved her initials into my face. FML

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Ouch!

By P0wned - 29/09/2009 21:21 - France

Today, in the middle of the night, I was punched in the face by my frightened girlfriend, who had just been awoken by her own fart. FML

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RokstaRx88 0

Tuesday 21 September 2010 16:17

he wasn't being a dick he was showing concern but the stupid irrational bitch punched him

katTKD 0

Tuesday 21 September 2010 16:11

don't worry op. karma will take care of it

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Guillory24 0

Tuesday 21 September 2010 20:21

shes on her period lol its true, i was on mine yesterday and i was acting crazy too lol

HoneyBall 3

Wednesday 22 September 2010 1:16

i bet everyone wanted to know that

smartman136 8

Tuesday 21 September 2010 20:40

same thing happened to me. women are bitches. also make me a sammich

godorov 1

Tuesday 21 September 2010 20:51

well that sucks

saamsonite 0

Tuesday 21 September 2010 21:31

women, you'll never know why

020266t 5

Tuesday 21 September 2010 21:34

this is why I NEVER help people

Trollz4daLULZ 1

Tuesday 21 September 2010 21:51

YDI for showing concern for a fellow human being; human beings are undeserving of any care or concern for any reason. Also, YDI for trying to take advantage of a damsel in distress; it's obvious your purpose was really to relieve her of dat dress!

Teddybearsjj 0

Tuesday 21 September 2010 22:23

this is how crazy people get after break ups

MadamGeek 0

Tuesday 21 September 2010 22:31

Well, were you already standing next to her. Or did you come up from behind with some heavy breathing action, "Are you...*wheeze* okay?" =D That sucks though. Probably why she was dumped in the first place. Just punching people willy-nilly!

zachjack 0

Tuesday 21 September 2010 22:45

that's what you get for being caring!!! YDI!!!

BoyBeyond 0

Tuesday 21 September 2010 22:59

You should of bitch slapped her and said oops instant reflex. She had no right to touch you. A Girl punches me for no reason I dont care I'm punching the bitch back.

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