By LonerCow - 20/01/2012 15:15 - United States

Today, I got really bored so I posted on Facebook "Someone should kidnap me for the day." My mom commented, "The only things willing to kidnap you are aliens, and that would be because they'd mistaken you for a cow." 16 people liked her comment. FML
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shrimpygymnast 9

call her a cow. thats an insult from where i am from in england

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Fiskerz 0

Pretty sure it's a insult everywhere.. Go to the gym!

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NKG7896 3

She should check the farm for her.....

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tripangelx8 4

given your username, I'm sure you recognize your size as well, if you're not comfortable with it, work out

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Mea022796 2

I would picture a best friend saying that not a mon

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maackenzie 9

Well is it her fault you could be mistaken for a cow? Don't be a fat cow and she won't have to call you one.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Really? It's her fault that her own mom treats her like crap, and it's visible to her friends? That's kind of heartless...

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maackenzie 9

Oh boohoo, at least her mom isn't calling her a stupid bitch and saying she wishes she wasn't born. She should suck it up.

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maackenzie 9

And I care what you say why? I'm completely aware of my bitchiness thanks. :)

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TheLoneWandererX 2

Thats udderly ridiculous...you should milk om her face haha

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Fmlsea 28

Ouch that would hurt abit what a bitch , well least u know what yo get her for Xmas a nice cup of milk

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jenx4 5

At least i know im not the only one who gets their ass kicked by the hoses at the car wash

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Missimoo2901 0

I think your mom was just trying to be funny, but I guess that worked as embarrassing her kid :|

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