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By crushed - 14/09/2013 17:04 - United States - Raleigh

Today, I got really excited when I got an email from a guy I've been flirting with in my math class. Turns out he thinks I stole his calculator and wants it back immediately. There goes my chance. FML

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By Effing buzzkill - 04/07/2023 10:00

Today, I stole a classmate’s graphic calculator because I couldn’t afford one. She reported it missing to the professor. He wouldn’t let anyone leave class until it turned up. Not even saying I had diarrhea had him let me go. In fact, he told me to empty my backpack right there and then. I’m suspended. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2019 02:00

Today, I realized the cute guy in my Spanish class only talks to me so he can steal my answers. He asked if I'd give him the answers for the final as well. FML

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By anonymous - 21/11/2012 18:16 - United States - Tucson

Today, I have a final for my precalculus class. After hours of studying this week, I felt pretty optimistic. Until I got to class and realized that I'd forgotten my calculator. FML

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By thisiswhyimsingle - 14/09/2015 05:17 - United States - Saint Louis

Today, I decided to to gather up the courage to ask the cute boy in my math class for his number. He gave it to me, and I texted him later that night. But little did I know he actually gave me the number of the creep in class who is always grabbing my ass. I ended up asking the creep out. FML

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By L_lives - 30/05/2015 05:40 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I realized out how sad my love life is when I got excited that the number a girl gave me turned out to really be hers. FML

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By GeneralElement - 19/02/2010 06:32 - United States

Today, in math, I was working on an assignment and this really cute girl comes over and says my name. At this point, my heart is pumping with excitement and I'm thinking she is going to ask for my number. She said, "Did you know someone drew a penis on your back?" FML

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By FailBear - 29/01/2009 21:34 - United States

Today, I found a guy getting out of my car with my GPS. He started running and I chased him. We eventually reached a dead end and he gave it back to me. I took it back from him and said, "Sorry..." FML

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By ohforchristssake - 21/09/2015 02:15 - United States - San Francisco

Today, a cute guy I recognized from one of my classes messaged me on a dating site. He wanted help with homework. FML

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The old switcheroo

By Retake - 13/08/2021 20:01

Today, I got my precalculus final back from my teacher. I got a 17%. I told her that there had to be some mistake, because my classmate had the same answers as me and she got 100%. Not only did I accidentally admit to cheating, but our test papers had different questions. FML

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By loser - 19/10/2009 17:43 - United States

Today, while in class, a cute boy came up and asked me for my number. I giggled and wrote my phone number on a piece of paper and told him to call me sometime. He gave me a weird look and walked away. He was asking which number math problem I needed help with. FML

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Nyx_fml 23

Sunday 15 September 2013 2:19

Just tell him this: "If you were sin^2x and I was cos^2x, then together we'd make one." Then give him the calculator so he can see for himself.

tabbydionysis 18

Sunday 15 September 2013 2:26

Looks like your relationship just doesn't add up!

Comments

SJParker 13

Sunday 15 September 2013 4:11

Wait... You communicate via email? What is this, 1995?

Pyro_Wolf 17

Sunday 15 September 2013 4:19

I communicate by email for school related things..

Uhscanherdarklee 10

Sunday 15 September 2013 7:38

Most, if not all, schools give students a school email which is available to other students simply by looking on the class list. Its pretty much the only and/or easiest way to get in contact with someone in your class if you dont know them well enough to have direct contact info.

jamieeelynn57 8

Sunday 15 September 2013 4:29

Well now the question is did you steal it?

VoodooPriestess 16

Sunday 15 September 2013 5:09

I don't think he's a bad guy. When someone was nice to me and complimented my hair, I found out later they stuck gum in it. He's probably going off on experience. Just explain the situation and it'll be fine.

BriannaMGK 15

Sunday 15 September 2013 5:13

You still have a chance, assuming you didn't steal his calculator! Hopefully that wasn't your way of trying to get his attention, otherwise, it back fired!

horseychickidee 19

Sunday 15 September 2013 5:53

he's a nerd

reymon8823 24

Sunday 15 September 2013 5:59

Did you take it? If you did trek him it was supposed to be a sweet gesture of flirtation cuz you really like him and wanted to get closer to him.. If you didn't take it well then that plainly sucks for you