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By wobble... - 23/02/2012 11:29 - Australia

Today, I got scared by my own leg fat. FML

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By i see fat people - 07/12/2012 21:10 - Australia - Canberra

Today, I finally felt motivated to do some exercise. As I got my weights out, I noticed out of the corner of my eye someone moving about outside my window. I got scared and dropped a weight on my foot. The person outside was my own reflection. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2019 00:01

Today, I was promptly told to lose weight today by my computer desk when it broke under the weight of my leg. FML

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By Ashy104 - 09/01/2010 05:36 - United States

Today, I asked my mom if she thought I looked skinny in my shorts. She jiggled my leg fat, looked up at me and walked away. FML

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By ThunderThighs - 23/07/2014 23:24 - United States - Flemington

Today, I was so ashamed of my weight when I sat down and the suction of my thighs made a loud fart noise, I admitted to it being a fart rather than my fat rolls. FML

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By pathetic - 29/05/2009 02:35 - Canada

Today, while getting ready for work, I realized that all my pants were getting a bit tight. When I got home from work, I went in to the bathroom and stood on the scale, which confirmed that I have gained a few pounds. I then realized that I was eating while standing on the scale. FML

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By fat - 12/07/2010 07:52 - United States

Today, I noticed that I've gained so much weight that even my feet have stretch marks. FML

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Nervous wreck

By jumpy - 14/09/2023 04:00

Today, I was literally startled by my own shadow. I hate having anxiety. FML

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By Mr. Shawzy - 15/01/2009 11:43 - Canada

Today, after taking a shower, I decided to weigh myself. Curious, I peered down. I couldn't see the scale. I am fat. FML

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The indignity

By Anonymous - 12/01/2025 06:00 - United States - Boston

Today, I stepped on the scale this morning and it actually shattered beneath my feet. FML

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By tripleBBB - 09/09/2018 01:30

Today, I was in the shower when I realised that maybe I'm getting a little too fat. I was scrubbing the old belly when a dollar flew out onto the floor. I'm 23. FML

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g_ayvel 11

Thursday 23 February 2012 16:06

How is that possible?

Wheredidgrungego 12

Thursday 23 February 2012 16:07

I'm sure it's scared of you too.

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mfayem 15

Friday 24 February 2012 23:22

Umm... What?

newburton13 26

Saturday 25 February 2012 0:31

How?

kiss_1214 17

Saturday 25 February 2012 0:34

What are you scared of?? That the fat rolls are gona suffocate you??

clm123455 14

Sunday 26 February 2012 11:40

They might.

ArmyScout19DB4 0

Saturday 25 February 2012 2:05

YDI for being fat, its called exercise and not eating so much... try it some time fat@ss

2cute4u_18 1

Saturday 25 February 2012 7:08

You must be a pussy then

BlAzEtHiS 0

Saturday 25 February 2012 10:48

How did you do that exactly?

slients_1234 0

Sunday 26 February 2012 0:18

Hahahahaha I almost pissed my self laughing

llamalullabies 0

Sunday 26 February 2012 9:27

Everyone on here is insensitive. How do you know that OP doesn't have a form of body dysmorphia or an eating disorder? Don't be an asshat. Know the full story, and be open minded so you don't post things that are hurtful!

clm123455 14

Sunday 26 February 2012 11:43

Asshat? Really?

clm123455 14

Sunday 26 February 2012 11:38

Lose some freaking weight&& quit complaining. It's not our fault you like food to much. Truth hurts& shit happens.

nabila21 0

Tuesday 6 March 2012 7:12

JIGGLE JIGGLE JIGGLE YEAH!!! DO THE JIGGLE MAN ... JIGGLY AND I KNOW IT!!!

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