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By ToiletRoll - 29/03/2015 12:49 - Australia - Frankston

Today, I was in a public restroom taking a poop and as I started unrolling the toilet paper, the whole roll fell off the handle and rolled out underneath the cubicle door. I heard somebody laugh at me. Nobody helped. FML
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Today, I had just sat down and taken a dump in a public restroom when I realized there was no toilet paper. I tried to discreetly call for help, but no one heard me. My only option was to text a friend and have them bring me some. The worst part? My friend ended up texting me, "You called for backup?" as I waited in humiliation. FML
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swanheart 35

Could you not pull it back in with the end you had hold of?

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swanheart 35

Could you not pull it back in with the end you had hold of?

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AlwaysWatching 27

Maybe OP was flipping the roll to get to the side with the beginning of the paper but then as they were rolling it in that way it fell off

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Tarlachia 33

They could at least still pull only what was needed and take care of business...

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Brandi_Faith 33

If they pull it could just rip though and then he'd be left with nothing. Hope he was able to get what he needed.

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onlychildFTW 33

Do you really want to use toilet paper that had been all over the floor of a public bathroom? Gross. Just there those underpants out after. Haha.

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Tomgirl_Julie 19

Looks like you're in a "shitty" situation

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paintedchocolate 30

It only took 3 comments for this to happen? Really? Go stand in a corner and think about what you just did!

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AllSoul 23

How are people even still trying to use this pun?

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davisjenny81 30

Reminds me of a time when I was out of toilet paper in an airplane bathroom

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Albuca 13

Hopefully there was a new roll around somewhere for you to use!

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MrSarary 26

You still had toilet paper, what did you expect people to help you do?

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AllSoul 23

No, OP no longer had the toilet roll, it rolled away and hoped the person who laughed would give it back. Or anyone.

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