They, literally, can't Ian!

I used to work for Starbucks but I never treated anyone like that. I couldn't care less if you gave me a fake name as long as you got what you needed. FYI it's rude assholes that don't get far. Just because someone works at Starbucks doesn't make them less than. Some of us have to pay to go to college, you know. Sorry you were treated like this OP

That's my name too! My old basketball coach used to call me rockstar bc he thought it was like a stage name

Maybe you should have told her your real name first time around

I'd wish a Starbucks employee would snap at me for an unfounded reason out of the blue. I'd reach out behind the counter, push the over off the coffee bean dispenser tray and shuv his/her face into it multiple times until coffee beans fill up all the orefices. The nerve on these high school dropouts!

Take her to court for emotional stress

I once said that my name was you- know-who. lol

I've seen many a tumblr post proving that Ian is the most difficult name for the Starbucks employee. Why I don't know, but at least you had a story to post on FML

don't worry about that. everyone has done it

That sad sack of poop probably will get fired for going off at people. All that person will ever be is a barista.... You're better than that