Cheating and Love: Today, I got sent home early because a large fire broke out at...

By why yes, I do mean "ex-boyfriend" - 17/08/2013 22:40 - Netherlands - Oosterwolde

Today, I got sent home early because a large fire broke out at work. I was greeted by the sight of my cocktard of a "boyfriend" making out on my sofa with another woman. He actually had the audacity and brass balls to claim he thought she was me. FML

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Today, my boyfriend came home while I was making a snack in the kitchen. We started making out and he lifted me up and sat my ass on the hot stove. FML

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By S. Bauer - 02/11/2011 13:50 - Portugal

Today, I yelled at my boyfriend for smoking in the house, because I didn't want the house to smell like smoke. While doing so, I knocked over a candle and lit the couch on fire. FML

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Slawter16 24

Sunday 18 August 2013 2:52

He's an absolute idiot. Break up with that jerk.

kelseythompson 27

Sunday 18 August 2013 2:53

He'll need those brass balls for the kicking you should give him

Comments

yankeesfancg 13

Sunday 18 August 2013 7:37

Well I just learned something new today. Thanks!

kitkat_16_ 7

Sunday 18 August 2013 7:53

Omg what an asshole!!

Bevspeaks 11

Sunday 18 August 2013 8:34

That is probably the lamest and most half assed excuse for being caught cheating. Did he seriously think you would believe that? Thank goodness you aren't like some people who think it won't happen again and have the common sense to dump his ass. What a total bag of cum covered dinks he is.

skinnybyotch 16

Sunday 18 August 2013 8:58

What a douchecanoe glad you broke up with him! I know most likely it hurts now but it'll get better trust me, and you'll find someone who will treat you right and make you forget you were ever with that jerk nozzle

Bevspeaks 11

Sunday 18 August 2013 9:54

Props for using douchecanoe

skinnybyotch 16

Monday 19 August 2013 0:05

Thanks :)

JoseIsAdork 31

Sunday 18 August 2013 9:04

so sorry to hear it op but I'm glad you at least know he wasn't being faithful even though its an awful way to find out. I would drop him quick and not look back!

dannyboy5 5

Sunday 18 August 2013 9:13

I'm really sorry. But your vocabulary is awesome.

dawood_k 27

Sunday 18 August 2013 9:26

OP, you know you were completely wrong in this situation and I seriously think that you need to find your boyfriend and go down on your knees and give him a heart-full uppercut in his brass balls that you actually hear that clink or crack...every time his balls jingle after that he will remember you!

dawood_k 27

Sunday 18 August 2013 9:37

Once his brass are cracked...or broken than breakup again with him

Accuraxy 10

Sunday 18 August 2013 9:38

If he is going to cheat on you he could have at least had a better excuse than THAT. And I laughed at your username, OP.

beautiful_hope 16

Sunday 18 August 2013 10:08

Glad you dumped him. Anyone that chose YDI is an asshole. Just sayin. No one deserves to be cheated on... Unfortunately, I have to say, not even a cheater deserves it. It's a very hurtful thing to do & a very low way of saying "you're not good enough to me." Screw him. You're better off!