Cheating and Love: Today, I got sent home early because a large fire broke out at...

By why yes, I do mean "ex-boyfriend" - 17/08/2013 22:40 - Netherlands - Oosterwolde

Today, I got sent home early because a large fire broke out at work. I was greeted by the sight of my cocktard of a "boyfriend" making out on my sofa with another woman. He actually had the audacity and brass balls to claim he thought she was me. FML

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By alone - 23/09/2011 11:04 - China

Today, I was sent home from work early because of structural issues. I walked in on my unemployed boyfriend cuddling another woman on the couch. When I confronted them, he freaked out and kept trying to convince me that I was dreaming. I don't know what I ever saw in this loser. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2017 01:30

Today, my boss left early, so I decided to take an extended break and run home. I found my wife in bed with my boss. I got fired for leaving work. FML

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By ihateumicheal - 02/08/2010 15:37 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML

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By mermaidkeels - 18/06/2016 08:51 - United States

Today, after getting fired, I went home only to find my boss sitting my living room. Apparently, he and my mom had been dating for months and he felt compelled to let me go because it was a "conflict of interest". FML

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By Xxvc67 - 22/06/2022 22:00

Today, I was attempting to trash my cheating boyfriend’s house. While I was pouring gasoline all over his belongings, he decided to come home early with the little homewrecker. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/06/2024 07:00 - United States

Today, I moved in with my boyfriend. I also moved right back out, after I caught him sexting one of his coworkers just a few hours later. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/10/2012 17:03 - Estonia

Today, after weeks of coming home to find my furniture all tipped over, thinking the place was haunted, and accepting my boyfriend's offers to come over and "comfort" me, I came home from work early. I found my boyfriend in the kitchen, kicking over all the chairs. FML

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By Walk of Shame - 13/11/2018 22:00

Today, my boyfriend, who is also my boss, was giving me a blowjob at work. Halfway through, his boss knocked on the door and I had to quickly get dressed and slip out the other door. After leaving, I realized that I was still barefoot and I had to walk back to my desk in front of my colleagues. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2010 08:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came home while I was making a snack in the kitchen. We started making out and he lifted me up and sat my ass on the hot stove. FML

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By S. Bauer - 02/11/2011 13:50 - Portugal

Today, I yelled at my boyfriend for smoking in the house, because I didn't want the house to smell like smoke. While doing so, I knocked over a candle and lit the couch on fire. FML

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Slawter16 24

Sunday 18 August 2013 2:52

He's an absolute idiot. Break up with that jerk.

kelseythompson 27

Sunday 18 August 2013 2:53

He'll need those brass balls for the kicking you should give him

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MartiOan 8

Monday 19 August 2013 23:29

plus one for creativity minus 9000 for thinking that excuse might actually work

Jtx928 5

Tuesday 20 August 2013 2:14

3some?

spottyblanket 8

Tuesday 20 August 2013 18:02

Beat his ass and then break up with him. Btw, to those who posted the threesome comments...you are heartless idiots. :/

DWynter 11

Tuesday 20 August 2013 18:13

I'm so glad you put the word boyfriend in quotes - I'd hate to think you forgave him.

HAno97 12

Tuesday 20 August 2013 22:36

Omg what a jerk, break up with him, you could find someone way better!!!

Pussycat86 18

Sunday 25 August 2013 5:20

Thank you :D

fantasyworld 37

Tuesday 6 May 2014 12:11

Glad you dumped him.

elmateo_fml 9

Tuesday 1 July 2014 23:26

Kick his balls in, we don't need him reproducing

DeadPixel4 29

Monday 4 August 2014 15:46

If they're made of brass they should be able to withstand the blow from the bat.

sammiixoxo 12

Friday 24 October 2014 18:35

Waste no time on jerk like him.

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Today, my husband is becoming more uncivilised the older he gets, as I had to remind him to put trousers on while we have guests in the house, and over dinner he was picking his belly button at the table. FML

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Today, my insomnia started back up again. It was too late to get something to help me sleep so I was lying there wondering what I should do. I decided to listen to some ambient music. It helped a lot, but when I was about to fall asleep my parents decided to start doing 'it'. FML

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