Miscellaneous: Today, I got sent to detention for saying, "That's what she said"... - FML

By eemp - 05/02/2010 05:01 - France

Today, I got sent to detention for saying, "That's what she said" after a girl in my class said, "Push a little harder" while dissecting a frog. FML

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By planking champion - 17/10/2011 22:05 - United States

Today, I was given an entire week of detention for planking on my school desk. FML

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By Anon - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Modesto

Today, I got detention at school because a girl told the principal I was stalking her on campus. I wasn't stalking her, we just have very similar schedules. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2018 18:30

Today, I was in school when a guy grabbed my breast, so I swore at him and shoved him away. I got detention and he walked away unpunished. FML

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By sharpie2792 - 15/02/2012 19:26 - United States

Today, I fought back with words against a bully. He cried, and I got detention. FML

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By fannylover - 18/02/2010 20:12 - United States

Today, I finished my classwork and my homework early. Since we weren't allowed to leave the room, I decided to draw. My teacher noticed and gave me detention for "goofing off" when I should be doing my work. When I told the teacher I was already done, they gave me a second detention for "attempting to defy them". FML

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By Sorry? - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both whispered, "Sorry." Our teacher promptly gave us detention and a 0% on the test for talking. Sorry for being sorry? FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2009 00:45 - United States

Today, I got a call from my daughter's pre-school. Apparently, she is being suspended, for answering; "What do your parents do at home?" She told them, "My parents fuck." FML

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By really - 13/11/2014 18:17 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my teacher "busted" me for writing down answers on my arm for a test. The so called "answers" was just a duck my little nephew had drawn on my hand the night before. She's actually trying to get me suspended over it. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/04/2014 23:24 - United States - Pleasantville

Today, I was given a call home, a 3-day-suspension, and a week of detention in school for a "serious violation of the code of conduct." Said violation? Jogging in the middle of the hall. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2010 19:17 - Israel

Today, was my first day at school. I got kicked out of the class for imitating a monkey. I wasn't imitating a monkey... I was laughing. FML

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Shadic 0

Friday 5 February 2010 12:15

If it helps at all, at least it was funny?

fits138 0

Friday 5 February 2010 12:20

how could you pass up an oppurtunity like that? seriously. props.

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DynamicDave 11

Friday 5 February 2010 13:46

Good one! It was worth it.

lexi88 0

Friday 5 February 2010 13:53

I remember moderating this lol, I'm bad for saying "twss" sometimes.

markstevens181 0

Friday 5 February 2010 14:08

lmao, I wouldve done the same

_devilsadvocate_ 0

Friday 5 February 2010 14:11

Completely worth it

jonny2x4 0

Friday 5 February 2010 14:12

Your teacher needs to watch The Office sometimes, and get a sense of humor.

perdix 29

Friday 5 February 2010 14:16

That was a detention full of WIN! The Man is always looking to oppress the comedians. We are the last barriers to tyranny. How many dictatorships have a booming comedy club circuit?

epound28 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 7:16

#38 - FTW

jazzyv94 3

Thursday 5 January 2012 21:42

I agree

oxrox 0

Friday 5 February 2010 14:17

So?

Ozziefml 0

Friday 5 February 2010 14:21

some mates and I had a conversation one day and for a hour everything we said ended with one of us saying that's what she said. so a definite rofl

kirakira333 0

Friday 5 February 2010 14:40

that is freakin hilarious! lmfao! XD

Boddmon 0

Friday 5 February 2010 15:23

You gay?

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