Miscellaneous: Today, I got sent to the principal's office because my Dad decided...

By PerpetuallyHappy - 25/09/2012 23:20 - United States - Rochester

Today, I got sent to the principal's office because my Dad decided that instead of signing his name, he would sign, "Ms. Bigtits", because he wanted to make sure the teachers were paying attention to what their students handed in. FML

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By Mac - 16/09/2009 17:05 - France

Today, I was called by my son's school. They said he'd been forging my signature and comments in his reading book. He didn't forge them. I don't know what's worse: my handwriting looking like a 6 year-old's, or being too cowardly to admit it. He has a week of lunch detention, but I still have my dignity. FML

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By SofiMarti - 24/08/2019 00:02 - Argentina - Buenos Aires

Today, my mom was named principal of the school I go to. FML

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By BadStuden - 05/10/2009 01:47 - Canada

Today, I did a 3 hour long assignment for school. I was bored so I gave it the title "F***ing Assignment for a F***ing Teacher." I went downstairs only to discover that the printer was out of ink. So I sent it to her email, then I realized that I didn't change the title. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/06/2017 04:00

Today, I asked my friend to hand in my homework for me since I have tonsillitis. She thought it would be funny to draw a big heart on it with my teacher's name inside, which she then handed in. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/05/2012 04:59 - United States - Humble

Today, I went into my classroom to find a bag of shit on my desk with a note saying, "Thanks for failing me b*tch!" FML

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By gonkc - 04/03/2009 07:05 - United States

Today, to remind myself to write a check for my speech and debate team (Lynbrook Speech and Debate), I wrote "LSD money" on the back of my hand. The Vice Principal saw it, dragged me to the office, and called my parents. FML

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By natural selection i guess - 09/12/2016 09:02

Today, I found out why my biology class TA, who takes the class alongside the other students, was always so eager to collect my work. Turns out, she's been erasing my name on my papers and writing hers in all semester. My failing final grade has already been finalized. FML

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By topfisherman - 05/02/2010 20:17 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to have fun at school. So, we went into the locker room. We were making out for a couple minutes when the door opened. It was the principal, who also happens to be her dad. FML

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By oh... - 20/10/2013 20:34 - United States - Springfield

Today, I realized that when my dad said he would pay for my college, he really meant that he was going to forge my signature on a student loan in my name and not make payments on it. FML

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By sastgamer - 21/05/2016 17:46 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, I asked about 30 students and 3 of my teachers to sign my yearbook. So far, only my math teacher agreed to write in it. He wrote, "You need to try harder next year." FML

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LaBooskie 1

Wednesday 26 September 2012 8:53

Funny dad.

Doortje 29

Wednesday 26 September 2012 8:52

Well YOUR teacher does.

Comments

riellllle 14

Thursday 27 September 2012 2:01

Lol well, it looks like it worked!

leydia 10

Thursday 27 September 2012 2:05

Did you notice he signed it that way?

MissKardashian_fml 3

Thursday 27 September 2012 2:35

Your dad sounds awesome xD

jessicalouise210 6

Thursday 27 September 2012 13:17

Your dad is a boss. Your teacher is doing what they get paid for. Sounds like you got it pretty good mate ;) I wrote a stupid name when fake signing it and my teacher NEVER noticed, my dad did and took my xbox away ¬_¬

behady 4

Thursday 27 September 2012 16:24

That's awesome!

NerdiMe3 0

Thursday 27 September 2012 16:28

That's why you get mom to sign all the important papers.

sgtcxelite 11

Sunday 30 September 2012 4:56

Someone must be new to FML. Not all mothers are the more responsible parent. My mom has signed school papers "Micky Mouse", "Fuckface", "Fat Bastard", "I know you're not checking these signatures so why do you send these home every ******* year?", and many more. She signed my sister's "Science Safety" contract "Why the **** do I have to sign this? Am I taking fifth grade science? Am I going to be in your class? Are you even checking this? No." And not one teacher has said a thing.