Miscellaneous: Today, I got so bored that I ordered my DVD drawer from awesomest...

By melonhead77 - 29/03/2012 11:46 - Cyprus

Today, I got so bored that I ordered my DVD drawer from awesomest to non-awesomest. I need a life. FML

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You deserved it 6 831

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Same thing different taste

By lolo - 22/02/2013 00:16 - Israel - Ofaqim

Today, I downloaded a movie that I already own on DVD, because I was feeling too lazy to get up and fetch it from the living room. I think I've hit rock bottom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 116

You deserved it 50 262

By hiii. - 16/03/2010 02:27 - United States

Today, I was so bored I googled the word "bored." The results were boring. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 338

You deserved it 40 887

By Baileyy - 01/03/2011 23:18 - United States

Today, while pensively thinking up my next awesome Facebook status over dinner, I finally came to the conclusion that I need to get a life. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 181

You deserved it 41 253

Strong Kurt Cobain vibes

By Anonymous - 31/05/2023 20:00 - United States

Today, I've done everything I wanted to do in life. I'm currently 27. Bored out of my fucking mind. Just call me bored. FML

I agree, your life sucks 268

You deserved it 762

By Anonymous - 26/06/2013 06:57 - United States - Baxter

Today, I found out my old DVD player is jealous of my Blu-ray player. It fell from the top of my closet and hit me in the head. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 247

You deserved it 7 600

Forever alone

By FriutlessApple - 11/10/2013 15:18 - United Kingdom

Today, feeling bored and lonely, I drove into town to wander around the shops and go to Subway for lunch. While there, I picked up two trays and put one on the opposite side of the table, along with some of my rubbish, to make it look like I was with someone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 561

You deserved it 11 115

By Anonymous - 14/10/2009 03:25 - France

Today, I was so bored, I sewed my name into my underwear. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 581

You deserved it 13 894

By smokecloud_ - 30/12/2013 21:38 - United States - Ashland

Today, I was watching ESPN. My boyfriend came in, bitched about "boring tv," so I handed him the remote. He put on a Lifetime movie. I must be the only woman in America with this problem. FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 293

You deserved it 5 380

By jarrettsorko - 23/08/2011 16:38 - Canada

Today, someone broke into my house. They stole my TV, DVD player and a few DVDs. However they only took about 2 out of 100 DVDs. Apparently that's how bad my taste is in movies. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 308

You deserved it 6 448

Hangry DVD

By Krazydude1000 - 03/01/2020 14:00

Today, I found out that my old DVD player had stopped reading my DVDs. I had the dumb idea to stick my finger in there to see what the problem was. I found the problem, which was that my fingernail wasn't on my finger after doing that. FML

I agree, your life sucks 671

You deserved it 2 162

marinus_fml 19

Thursday 29 March 2012 16:05

Please say twilight was at the least awesome end. Actually scrap that, please tell me you don't own twilight in DVD.

DocBastard 38

Thursday 29 March 2012 17:16

1) Trite story 2) Bad writing 3) Bad acting 4) Too much hype 5) Sparkling ******* vampires

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whynotbliss 18

Thursday 29 March 2012 18:30

Drawer? I wish I only had a drawer... I got 1500 all in alphabetical order.

whogivesafuck88 10

Friday 30 March 2012 4:28

Maybe it is a BIG drawer

zander4310 5

Thursday 29 March 2012 19:17

how can you say **** your life if you don't have one?

onealmxwilson 18

Thursday 5 April 2012 5:46

Finally someone points that out. I was going to say the same thing.

cooldaddio 14

Thursday 29 March 2012 19:54

I don't see anything wrong with that and now that I have the idea I might try to do it too. I must be more far gone than you are.

jlynntiger 0

Thursday 29 March 2012 20:21

Go get a life than? Buy an animal, do sports or volunteer??

husky22 0

Thursday 29 March 2012 21:26

u cant say fml if u have no life to f...

lifesucks283 1

Thursday 29 March 2012 21:27

****! (that is all).

iloveweed69 7

Thursday 29 March 2012 21:37

I did that too

Candice0687 0

Thursday 29 March 2012 21:58

Well here's an idea get off the computer and find something to do.

julz91 3

Thursday 29 March 2012 22:10

Sparkling vampires is what is wrong with twilight.

wallygolf 3

Thursday 29 March 2012 23:00

Where was Brokeback Mountain in there?

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Today, I took a very expensive flight to New York City for a job interview. I waited in my hotel room all day for the phone call to go to my once in a lifetime interview. By noon, I was nervous; eight, I was pissed. Around ten, I realized my phone was still in airplane mode. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 555

You deserved it 23 502

Today, my girlfriend got drunk and started crying, begging me to never break up with her, only for her to say 10 minutes later, "I don’t wanna be with you anymore." Then she asked me if she could buy me some pot, and, "Let’s watch movies." FML

I agree, your life sucks 394

You deserved it 102

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Today, I caught my 16-year-old daughter and her boyfriend trying to use a latex glove as a condom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 59 909

You deserved it 9 243

Today, my boyfriend of 4 years, who I love with every fiber in my body, just told me that he's not attracted to me. Not in any way, shape, or form. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 179

You deserved it 136

Today, after planning 4 months in advance and spending almost $600 to cover everyone's tickets to the event center, all of my siblings decided to bail on my 30th birthday celebration because driving 3 hours is too much. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 280

You deserved it 368

Today, my boyfriend and I got into an argument; however, his new-found passion for hardcore rapping meant that he tried to "diss" me using bad rhymes and ill thought-out putdowns. It was ridiculous, and didn't really make any sense, so I started giggling. He stormed off, grumbling. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 393

You deserved it 2 937

Today, I broke into tears at work after being told my aunt had a stroke. My boss told me to "suck it up, no one is that close to their aunt." My aunt adopted me when my mother passed away. FML

I agree, your life sucks 60 913

You deserved it 2 464

Today, I used to look so young for my age that in high school, I was regularly mistaken for a freshman. I never succeeded in getting dates because of it. Today, I'm 25 years-old and regularly get confused for being in my thirties. I guess all the stress from work, loneliness, and rejection really caught up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 406

You deserved it 90

Same thing different taste

Strong Kurt Cobain vibes

Forever alone

Hangry DVD

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