Miscellaneous: Today, I got so bored that I ordered my DVD drawer from awesomest... - FML

By melonhead77 - 29/03/2012 11:46 - Cyprus

Today, I got so bored that I ordered my DVD drawer from awesomest to non-awesomest. I need a life. FML

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You deserved it 6 831

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By lolo - 22/02/2013 00:16 - Israel - Ofaqim

Today, I downloaded a movie that I already own on DVD, because I was feeling too lazy to get up and fetch it from the living room. I think I've hit rock bottom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 116

You deserved it 50 262

By hiii. - 16/03/2010 02:27 - United States

Today, I was so bored I googled the word "bored." The results were boring. FML

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You deserved it 40 887

By Baileyy - 01/03/2011 23:18 - United States

Today, while pensively thinking up my next awesome Facebook status over dinner, I finally came to the conclusion that I need to get a life. FML

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You deserved it 41 253

Strong Kurt Cobain vibes

By Anonymous - 31/05/2023 20:00 - United States

Today, I've done everything I wanted to do in life. I'm currently 27. Bored out of my fucking mind. Just call me bored. FML

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You deserved it 762

By Anonymous - 26/06/2013 06:57 - United States - Baxter

Today, I found out my old DVD player is jealous of my Blu-ray player. It fell from the top of my closet and hit me in the head. FML

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You deserved it 7 600

Forever alone

By FriutlessApple - 11/10/2013 15:18 - United Kingdom

Today, feeling bored and lonely, I drove into town to wander around the shops and go to Subway for lunch. While there, I picked up two trays and put one on the opposite side of the table, along with some of my rubbish, to make it look like I was with someone. FML

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You deserved it 11 115

By Anonymous - 14/10/2009 03:25 - France

Today, I was so bored, I sewed my name into my underwear. FML

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You deserved it 13 894

By smokecloud_ - 30/12/2013 21:38 - United States - Ashland

Today, I was watching ESPN. My boyfriend came in, bitched about "boring tv," so I handed him the remote. He put on a Lifetime movie. I must be the only woman in America with this problem. FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 293

You deserved it 5 380

By jarrettsorko - 23/08/2011 16:38 - Canada

Today, someone broke into my house. They stole my TV, DVD player and a few DVDs. However they only took about 2 out of 100 DVDs. Apparently that's how bad my taste is in movies. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 308

You deserved it 6 448

Hangry DVD

By Krazydude1000 - 03/01/2020 14:00

Today, I found out that my old DVD player had stopped reading my DVDs. I had the dumb idea to stick my finger in there to see what the problem was. I found the problem, which was that my fingernail wasn't on my finger after doing that. FML

I agree, your life sucks 671

You deserved it 2 162

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marinus_fml 19

Thursday 29 March 2012 16:05

Please say twilight was at the least awesome end. Actually scrap that, please tell me you don't own twilight in DVD.

DocBastard 38

Thursday 29 March 2012 17:16

1) Trite story 2) Bad writing 3) Bad acting 4) Too much hype 5) Sparkling ******* vampires

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mikeymayhem_87 15

Friday 30 March 2012 4:04

Twilight could be totally involved in this for all we know. Thus we pray OP didn't waste precious hours of their life on that movie series.

MandieL 27

Friday 30 March 2012 4:09

Meh, I have over 300 books organized alphabetical by Author in "read" and "not read" sections. All my moves are organized alphabetical as well. It's a good thing to do when you are bored, doesn't mean u have no life :)

malky2424 2

Friday 30 March 2012 4:24

You need a BluRay collection.

twilightluvr101 4

Friday 30 March 2012 5:07

Maybe you and the guy who tried to read his dogs mind could be friends :-P lol

rastafarhi 0

Friday 30 March 2012 6:02

Today you posted the stupidest fml anyones ever read. Stop saying you need a life and go outside and get one! FYL for even thinking you should post this.

rocoskewl14 3

Friday 30 March 2012 17:17

So true!!!!

awkwardppl21 3

Friday 30 March 2012 7:29

dvd drawer? bitch please... i have all mine in the computer ;P LOL

hamtaro331 0

Friday 30 March 2012 14:14

Dont we all

HopeLoveMusic 0

Friday 30 March 2012 21:39

I need one too :(

aerro1 0

Saturday 31 March 2012 1:10

It's ironic that you say you need a life when it says "FML."

lilpowers 3

Saturday 31 March 2012 7:47

28 38 40 that really is hurtful. There is NOTHING wrong with liking a story and telling others that you like it. What gets me upset is when I'm told that I shouldn't like something because you don't like it.

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Today, I noticed one of my toenails was getting super long, so I cut it. In doing so, I accidentally ripped it off and it started bleeding. As I went to get something to stop it from bleeding, I got a huge splinter in my little toe, causing a painful infection. I think I should just go back to bed. FML

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Today, I woke up feeling awful, having caught the same illness my boyfriend had last night. When he was sick, I skipped my friend's baby shower to take care of him. Now that I'm sick, he goes to a friend's place, says to call if I need him, then turns his phone off. Seriously. FML

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Today, like most days recently, and even after 10 hours of sleep, I need at least 3 cups of coffee per day in order be able to… sit on the sofa and, well, not fall asleep. FML

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You deserved it 198

Today, I met a man at the bar, and he asked me to go home with him. The problem? He's 80. I'm 29. The bigger problem? I considered it. It's been that long. FML

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You deserved it 17 846

Today, my girlfriend texted me a screenshot of a bathing suit on a store’s website and asked for my opinion. I told her it wouldn’t look good. She then texted me a screenshot of me liking a picture of a friend on Facebook, wearing that same bathing suit, saying, “But on her it looks fine, right?” Fuck. FML

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You deserved it 3 557

Today, my room mate told all of our mutual friends that he had walked in on me doing woodwork in my room. They all thought he meant he had caught me rubbing one out. I'm actually building a guitar. FML

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You deserved it 3 675

Today, after months of dealing with homophobic abuse for my coworkers and supervisors at my previous job, I was excited to start my new job where most of my co-workers were LGBTQ. I find out a majority of them don't like me because my fiancé is a deputy sheriff. FML

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Today, like every day since my birth, my name is Spreme. Yeah, you probably have trouble pronouncing it correctly too. FML

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