Transportation: Today, I got stuck driving behind a rather large motorcyclist...

By O__o - 09/12/2011 06:43 - United States

Today, I got stuck driving behind a rather large motorcyclist on a one way road for 30 miles. For those 30 miles, I had a full view of his back fat rolls and butt crack. FML

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Same thing different taste

By buttcrack - 18/02/2010 05:31 - United States

Today, I got fired. To make things worse, I had to sit in three-hour bumper to bumper traffic, waiting for a wreck to clear on my way home. In front of me was a fat man with a hairy butt crack on a motorcycle. I was forced to stare at a fat, underwear-less man's ass for 3 hours. FML

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Road warrior

By Anonymous - 20/12/2021 14:01

Today, I was driving 65 on a fairly deserted highway when some speeding inbred in a giant truck chose not to use the open passing lane but instead SWERVED INTO THE SHOULDER to go around me, and then cut me off. Any closer and I would've been a smear on the asphalt. FML

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Like an animal

By limeychefboy - 23/02/2018 01:30

Today, I was on my motorbike 200km from home, in the middle of nowhere, when I needed to poop, so I found a wooded area and did my thing. As I was climbing back up, I knocked my helmet from its perch and watched it roll right into what I’d just left. FML

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The View

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, I was forced to spend three hours looking at a fat guy's butt crack, seated directly in front of me during an exam. I'm pretty sure it lowered my grade. FML

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You deserved it 7 926

Magic moment

By spongebob squarepants - 28/02/2018 01:30

Today, I rear-ended someone while trying to watch my odometer hit 80,000 miles. FML

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By trafficfail - 01/06/2011 16:43

Today, as I was driving to work, I glanced in my rear view mirror to see an old man behind me using binoculars to see in front of him since we were stuck in a huge traffic jam. He rear ended me. FML

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You deserved it 2 829

By hatesgravity - 02/09/2010 11:40 - United States

Today, after finally getting up the nerve to take my motorcycle to up 75mph on the freeway, I made it off in one piece, only to fall off my bike in the mall parking lot. FML

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Chips

By Anonymous - 13/06/2009 04:09 - United States

Today, I was smoking in my car and flicked the butt… into the face of a cop on a motorcycle going the other way. FML

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You're the ass

By etgohome - 26/08/2013 00:10 - Canada - Kingston

Today, I almost got run over on my bike by a truck who raced through a red light. After narrowly avoiding a collision, the car slowed down. Instead of apologizing for almost killing me, the driver stuck his head out of the window and yelled, "Nice ass!" FML

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You deserved it 3 640

By Anonymous - 14/04/2016 17:04 - United States - Pittsburg

Today, I had to spend a long bus ride with my chest pressed against the window, because some mammoth of a woman decided to squeeze her double wide ass into my seat. FML

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Friday 9 December 2011 16:01

It's times like these that I wish there were such a thing as memory bleach.

ThaBeasty01 5

Friday 9 December 2011 16:02

30 mile one way road ? where do you live .. china ?

Comments

tabarnak_fml 7

Friday 9 December 2011 16:12

Fat guys aren't made for motorcycles.

Ferretface 13

Friday 9 December 2011 23:36

Motorcycles aren't made for fat guys.

mrlopez 13

Saturday 10 December 2011 13:26

Well, either way fat guys aren't made for fat guy...uh well it's the same anyways...

zephyrum 0

Friday 9 December 2011 16:13

That's kinda nasty...

cosmosis 12

Saturday 10 December 2011 3:18

Only kinda?

dhardesty23 8

Friday 9 December 2011 16:13

man has self confidence. who knows maybe he is a go getta.

WeAreScrewed 3

Friday 9 December 2011 16:14

Might be wrong, but couldn't you have just gone around him?

P_to_the_AM 9

Friday 9 December 2011 16:26

"one way road"

KiddNYC1O 20

Friday 9 December 2011 22:40

Shoulder.

muhaidib 2

Saturday 10 December 2011 5:42

True, you don't need two lanes to pass a bike...

dbugboy 8

Friday 9 December 2011 16:23

was he eating a twinkie??

Capt_Oblivious 10

Friday 9 December 2011 16:29

Some people pay money to see that shit. There is a fetish for everything.

SpeshulK 0

Friday 9 December 2011 16:29

Did the fat rolls act like a parachute and slow him way down? Because then you could add being late to that list of problems

perdix 29

Friday 9 December 2011 16:37

How did you control yourself? I thought for sure you'd have to pull over at some point and "rub one out" after being treated to such ample man-cleavage.