Transportation: Today, I got stuck driving behind a rather large motorcyclist...

By O__o - 09/12/2011 06:43 - United States

Today, I got stuck driving behind a rather large motorcyclist on a one way road for 30 miles. For those 30 miles, I had a full view of his back fat rolls and butt crack. FML

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By buttcrack - 18/02/2010 05:31 - United States

Today, I got fired. To make things worse, I had to sit in three-hour bumper to bumper traffic, waiting for a wreck to clear on my way home. In front of me was a fat man with a hairy butt crack on a motorcycle. I was forced to stare at a fat, underwear-less man's ass for 3 hours. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/12/2021 14:01

Today, I was driving 65 on a fairly deserted highway when some speeding inbred in a giant truck chose not to use the open passing lane but instead SWERVED INTO THE SHOULDER to go around me, and then cut me off. Any closer and I would've been a smear on the asphalt. FML

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By limeychefboy - 23/02/2018 01:30

Today, I was on my motorbike 200km from home, in the middle of nowhere, when I needed to poop, so I found a wooded area and did my thing. As I was climbing back up, I knocked my helmet from its perch and watched it roll right into what I’d just left. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, I was forced to spend three hours looking at a fat guy's butt crack, seated directly in front of me during an exam. I'm pretty sure it lowered my grade. FML

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By spongebob squarepants - 28/02/2018 01:30

Today, I rear-ended someone while trying to watch my odometer hit 80,000 miles. FML

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By trafficfail - 01/06/2011 16:43

Today, as I was driving to work, I glanced in my rear view mirror to see an old man behind me using binoculars to see in front of him since we were stuck in a huge traffic jam. He rear ended me. FML

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By hatesgravity - 02/09/2010 11:40 - United States

Today, after finally getting up the nerve to take my motorcycle to up 75mph on the freeway, I made it off in one piece, only to fall off my bike in the mall parking lot. FML

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Chips

By Anonymous - 13/06/2009 04:09 - United States

Today, I was smoking in my car and flicked the butt… into the face of a cop on a motorcycle going the other way. FML

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You're the ass

By etgohome - 26/08/2013 00:10 - Canada - Kingston

Today, I almost got run over on my bike by a truck who raced through a red light. After narrowly avoiding a collision, the car slowed down. Instead of apologizing for almost killing me, the driver stuck his head out of the window and yelled, "Nice ass!" FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2016 17:04 - United States - Pittsburg

Today, I had to spend a long bus ride with my chest pressed against the window, because some mammoth of a woman decided to squeeze her double wide ass into my seat. FML

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Friday 9 December 2011 16:01

It's times like these that I wish there were such a thing as memory bleach.

ThaBeasty01 5

Friday 9 December 2011 16:02

30 mile one way road ? where do you live .. china ?

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emwil823 0

Saturday 10 December 2011 3:53

A similar thing happened to me last Saturday; forget coin slot, I could've landed golf balls in that thing!

nabesh 5

Saturday 10 December 2011 5:59

30 miles of a narrow road. seriously?

LiviaLuvsYou 0

Saturday 10 December 2011 8:06

Guessing he was driving some kind of Harley??

ohowe 1

Saturday 10 December 2011 14:29

Pass him or drop back 100 yards. It won't cause you any additional time.

poptarts777 4

Saturday 10 December 2011 16:00

The craken is back !!!!!

angryoriental 0

Saturday 10 December 2011 17:59

Must have been riding a harley... Fat dudes and Harley's go together like biscuits and gravy... Which I also dislike...

wittygirl 8

Sunday 11 December 2011 6:30

Should of took a pic and made it your FML pic . It be hella funny

juwon410 1

Monday 12 December 2011 2:37

i guess thats what happens when eating too many big macs

unicornunit 0

Monday 12 December 2011 7:59

shouldnt kept your distance haha

dansco 24

Tuesday 13 December 2011 7:53

Erm did you think of overtaking? Or stopping for a bit? Ydi then...

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