Miscellaneous: Today, I got stuck in my apartment's garbage chute. FML

By AwwChute - 21/02/2010 01:53 - United States

Today, I got stuck in my apartment's garbage chute. FML

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By badluckantonio - 25/08/2011 05:29 - Canada

Today, I was taking out the garbage at work when I slipped and fell into the garbage container. The scent was so bad that a bus driver denied me a ride home. FML

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Bye bye clothes

By kmjlevesque - 03/06/2020 02:00

Today, I ran out of moving boxes so I used a few garbage bags to pack up my clothes. My new roommate decided to be helpful by putting those green garbage bags in the dumpster. It was garbage day. FML

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By lolographic24 - 13/02/2010 13:44 - Norway

Today, it was my turn to take out the trash. While walking to the dumpster, I slip and fall. It doesn't really hurt, so I get up and go to the dumpster, but the top is frozen stuck. It won't budge. Then I really pull with a lot of force, and the lid swings open and busts my nose. FML

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By pmony - 02/02/2012 02:48 - United States

Today, I got stuck in a revolving door. FML

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Baby please come home

By Anonymous - 07/03/2023 00:00 - United Kingdom - Sheffield

Today, I accidentally locked myself out of my apartment while taking the trash out, without my phone. I had to wait outside for three hours until my flatmate came home from work to let me back in. FML

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By Username - 01/06/2011 08:09 - Singapore

Today, the elevator in my apartment building broke down. I live on the 30th floor and am still climbing the stairs. FML

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You deserved it 4 387

By Typrokka - 22/10/2009 17:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to drop the garbage in the compactor as I left to do some shopping. I quickly put my handbag down on the side, threw the 'garbage' in the machine, watched it do its thing, and then turned round to find... the bag of garbage on the side. FML

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By whoops - 29/06/2014 20:37 - United States - Hicksville

Today, my mom told me to take out the trash. I thought it would be a good idea to Hulk-smash it into the can. I missed. The bag ripped and garbage flew everywhere. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2012 10:45 - United States

Today, I fell into a hole. And by hole, I mean a sewer. FML

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By yuck - 21/06/2009 04:19 - United States

Today, I was in the basement at my grandma's house. The bathroom is on the ground floor and there's a laundry chute that goes down to the basement. I looked through the chute to see if the bathroom light was on. A pair of shitty underpants came down and landed in my face. They were my grandma's. FML

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crzyry 6

Sunday 21 February 2010 9:07

How did you.......oh riiight, Oregon...smh

IDunnoz 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 9:07

wtf

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Flymeister 3

Sunday 21 February 2010 22:30

WOAH THERE!!! How did that happen?

iheart 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 22:39

lookin for you keys from yesterday?

ScaryyMary 14

Monday 22 February 2010 16:06

Just what I was thinking :D

MaxMorphine 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 23:04

WTF how does that even happen?!

SNAKELOVER221 0

Monday 22 February 2010 0:24

sorry girl but your lying. If you fell in a garbadge chute you'd be dead right now

iloveloosy12 0

Monday 22 February 2010 0:43

awesome!

kkbby4 0

Monday 22 February 2010 1:14

i find this fml reminds me of veruca salt from willy wonka and the chocolate factory. xD hahaha

volleyballx3 2

Monday 22 February 2010 3:03

fakeee,

awwdudethatsux 0

Monday 22 February 2010 7:22

ha! Win

PaSoccer19 0

Monday 22 February 2010 8:26

Were you chasing the food you couldn't scarf down in one of your previous meals, or were you just ttying to re-discover your inner child?

Anowicz 0

Monday 22 February 2010 18:11

^win (:^

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Today, my husband and I came clean to his overbearing parents about our private wedding. It started with them accusing him of making rash decisions, and somehow descended into an argument amongst themselves that ended with his mom deciding to divorce his dad. FML

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Today, my dad walked in on me jacking off. He swore and told me to lock my door next time. Later on I heard him snickering and telling my mom that I "jack off real weird." FML

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Today, a customer broke my nose for refusing to give him a discount because the product he was buying had a fine layer of dust on the box. FML

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Bye bye clothes

Baby please come home

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