By calobrisi - 15/10/2013 19:34 - United States - East Northport
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OP Here! So I think everyone has kind of made this worse then it really was so let me explain. I am a girl, and I was in my own house. I was in a rush and didn't realize there was toilet paper right behind me on the toilet until afterwards. I couldn't get up or use something else because there was nothing else, and my father was home with me but we are not on speaking terms.The paper I used would certainly not give me any STD's because I had used it beforehand. Of course I realize what a dumbass I am, and honestly most of the comments made me laugh. But yeah it wasn't like I was "taking a shit" or anything. I probably should have "looked before I leaked." Thanks guys lol
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HA!
#84 Exactly!
Could have just flush and wash with the cleaner water and air dry.
Dude you nasty!!! Next time use water u lazy mother
At least you were at home.
Always make sure your bathroom has shit tickets before you drop a deuce
i know the feel
YDI. If you were just peeing you could have drip dried. Or waited till your dad wasn't in the same part of the house to waddle out to the closet or wherever you keep your tp to grab more.
Use your undies if it was just pee.... Then commando it all day...
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Look before you leak.
You didn't waddle around with your pants about your ankles looking for unused napkins or something. ANYTHING is better than used toilet paper.