Miscellaneous: Today, I got stuck in the bathroom with no toilet paper. I had... - FML

By calobrisi - 15/10/2013 19:34 - United States - East Northport

Today, I got stuck in the bathroom with no toilet paper. I had to reach into my small trash can and use soiled toilet paper to clean myself. When I went to flush the toilet, I noticed three unused rolls of toilet paper sitting on the counter. FML

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calobrisi 8

Wednesday 16 October 2013 5:19

OP Here! So I think everyone has kind of made this worse then it really was so let me explain. I am a girl, and I was in my own house. I was in a rush and didn't realize there was toilet paper right behind me on the toilet until afterwards. I couldn't get up or use something else because there was nothing else, and my father was home with me but we are not on speaking terms.The paper I used would certainly not give me any STD's because I had used it beforehand. Of course I realize what a dumbass I am, and honestly most of the comments made me laugh. But yeah it wasn't like I was "taking a shit" or anything. I probably should have "looked before I leaked." Thanks guys lol

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TheCerealKiller 24

Tuesday 15 October 2013 23:58

Look before you leak.

Welshite 39

Wednesday 16 October 2013 0:00

You didn't waddle around with your pants about your ankles looking for unused napkins or something. ANYTHING is better than used toilet paper.

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ThuNDeY 23

Friday 20 February 2015 22:40

Anyone else wondering who puts TP in the trash?

dragoongirl90 34

Sunday 13 December 2015 0:59

I would just leave rather than use used paper! Yuck! Disgusting!

8dhollis 7

Monday 28 March 2016 1:36

Ok who puts used toilet paper in the trashcan, your supposed to flush it

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