people who are crazy like my stepmom haha. we had a septic tank and that made it okay to make us flush #2 toilet paper and throw #1 paper in the garbage can beside the toilet. she also limited us to two squares for 1 and four squares for 2. and she would check the can to make sure it was followed.

Well THAT is definitely much better than in a public bathroom using someone else's! However, next time if you get caught in such a situation, just remember there are many other things you could do instead! :)

Always pay attention to your surroundings... Wherever you are

Not on speaking terms? That's weird, op

drip dry

situational awareness can keep you alive lol

If you have a squirt bottle or a cup in the bathroom and no toilet paper, just mix a little soap and water and use that, it will make you feel clean and when your clean you can dry off with a towel without it being gross.

We need to know why you aren't on speaking terms, would it make a good Fml?

You don't flush your toilet paper down the toilet?

#155- I would think a lot of people don't do that at home because some toilet paper brands are not septic safe and could really clog your toilet. But that's just from what I've seen.

I know I don't flush my toilet paper down the toilet if I use it to blow my nose, wipe off a bit of makeup or something small, thats not a good use of water. But speaking terms or not, I would have yelled for my dad, or better yet, know where the toilet paper is kept in my own house. Still eww OP

Why the hell would you use soap and water down there? Just water is fine. Most asians wash there ass with just water! Then wash hands with soap and water!! Much better than wiping shit off with a tissue and leaving tini molecules of dry shit all over you.

I know plenty of Asians who use soap and water....don't u use soap to clean ur naughty parts in the shower...same thing....or do people need to explain every detail of how to wipe ur ass...god I swear some people on here r complete retards.....and I'm not associating u with mentally handicapped people cuz they r smarter than u

I'm not alone!!!! I have had to do this. Thank god it was in my own house!

Maybe not STD's but certainly UTI's OP

Some people with septic systems will sometimes put their soiled toilet paper in trash cans.

Some people have toilets that suck.

In a lot of places they don't have the strongest toilets.

Talk about wasting water much? So you use the TP to blow your nose. . . It goes in the toilet? Since when?

so.. u used it to take off makeup... then rubbed it all over ur lady parts?? uh.. if that didnt burn, i would be thoroughly amazed... ur not generally supposed to use makeup or makeup remover down there... also, since u probably wore that makeup all day before removing it, there was probably sweat and bacteria all over that tissue as well. just begging for infection.. i really hope that doesnt happen tho

This definitely isn't the cleanest thing to do, but i think you're overreacting a little #106. I could see where applying make-up remover or make-up directly might burn, but dried on toilet paper, probably not. It's possible she only used one side for her make-up and the other to wipe as well. But you have sweat and bacteria down there as well, and I don't think this is really "begging for infection," especially considering she knew exactly where it came from and what it was used for.

OHHHHh. there was always another option? you could have shaved your pubes, and used them to wipe your ass? you have to be creative nowadays!

Now THAT makes more sense. I was under the impression you kept your shitty toilet paper in a bin and used that.

if she only did a wee then really shes just blotting the wetness away and not RUBBING the used make up wipe all up in there. not even close to as unsanitary as wiping then folding the tp and wiping again.

106, I've definitely had to use a makeup remover wipe before because there was no toilet paper. It definitely burned but it happened like six months ago and I'm healthy as a horse.. Calm down.

Haha I've done that !!

Yayks

Ahhhhhahaha!!! The option of using the wall or carpet is definitely WAY better than dirty toilet paper!!!!

To wipe your ass where god knows what lives? How about NO.

My life dream is to go to India sit down at a restaurant and eat with my left hand whilst staring at everyone.

hey i am from India. your comment made me laugh more than the fml! But would like to clearify, this is just more of a sterotype nowadays. Yes, ppl still use their left hands, but other methods are not frowned upon. Its more of a whatever suits you, kinda policy. I am really sorry to quash your dreams, but whenever you do decide to come here, be ready to break all other famous sterotypes as well, and welcome this experience with an open mind! You shall be truly amazed!!! :)