Miscellaneous: Today, I got stuck in the bathroom with no toilet paper. I had... - FML

By calobrisi - 15/10/2013 19:34 - United States - East Northport

Today, I got stuck in the bathroom with no toilet paper. I had to reach into my small trash can and use soiled toilet paper to clean myself. When I went to flush the toilet, I noticed three unused rolls of toilet paper sitting on the counter. FML

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calobrisi 8

Wednesday 16 October 2013 5:19

OP Here! So I think everyone has kind of made this worse then it really was so let me explain. I am a girl, and I was in my own house. I was in a rush and didn't realize there was toilet paper right behind me on the toilet until afterwards. I couldn't get up or use something else because there was nothing else, and my father was home with me but we are not on speaking terms.The paper I used would certainly not give me any STD's because I had used it beforehand. Of course I realize what a dumbass I am, and honestly most of the comments made me laugh. But yeah it wasn't like I was "taking a shit" or anything. I probably should have "looked before I leaked." Thanks guys lol

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TheCerealKiller 24

Tuesday 15 October 2013 23:58

Look before you leak.

Welshite 39

Wednesday 16 October 2013 0:00

You didn't waddle around with your pants about your ankles looking for unused napkins or something. ANYTHING is better than used toilet paper.

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justconcon33 7

Thursday 17 October 2013 4:42

way to go dipSHIT, okay I'm done now

halex_fml 4

Thursday 17 October 2013 9:28

ahh the toilet paper rolls avenged again. muahaha

anonymousvoice 5

Thursday 17 October 2013 10:44

Well...you should of dubble checked before you went to the last resort.

goth_pixie 15

Thursday 17 October 2013 23:28

I always fear that so I check the stall if there's any before I even enter.

Airborn0280 18

Saturday 19 October 2013 13:36

Next time used you sock.

tekneeq 10

Monday 21 October 2013 17:53

Pull up and out

SergeantSnuggles 12

Friday 25 October 2013 2:42

dat naaaaasty.

ninja_darkstar 6

Tuesday 8 April 2014 20:38

I hope you realize using soiled toilet paper ADDS to the dirtiness.

CayleeUpsideDown 1

Friday 4 July 2014 19:45

Why didn't you just not wiped cuz that other person could have been sick like honestly that is just disgusting

wasliedtoasakid 22

Monday 15 December 2014 6:10

Eww! You throw used toilet paper in the trash? I, a normal person, FLUSH IT down the toilet. Wouldn't it smell really bad!?!?

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