Intimacy: Today, I got stuck listening to my coworker bang on about how... - FML

By Jessie - 05/07/2011 16:34 - United States

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Today, I got stuck listening to my coworker bang on about how sexy her fiancé is for almost an hour. She told me about their sex life, described his dick in great detail, and showed me pictures of him shirtless. My coworker is 49; her fiancé is 56 and overweight. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/10/2019 06:00

Today, I overheard my husband of 3 years talking to our boss, an attractive blonde. She was telling him that she couldn't believe he was with me. She thinks I'm fat and ugly and that he's hot. He said, "She's not that bad…" We work in the same store and she follows him around like a puppy. FML

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By 3 More Months - 30/09/2013 06:02 - United States - Stanford

Today, I got paired up with a coworker for a three-month project. All he talks about is how attractive my girlfriend is and what he would do with her. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/02/2015 20:14 - Canada - Ajax

Today, I discovered that my male coworker, who coincidentally shares my last name, has been telling everyone we're married. I'm 26; he's 58. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2019 18:00

Today, I met a new guy at work who wouldn't stop hitting on me. We ended up on a six-hour shift together watching a pool, so we were wearing nothing but bathing suits when he began grabbing me inappropriately. When I confided in my female coworker about it, she told me that he was her husband. FML

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By littl3storm - 12/05/2019 21:30

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By why - 28/07/2014 01:55 - United States

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Today, I listened to my best friend describe having sex with her boyfriend in explicit detail. This would have been fine, but her boyfriend is my little brother. FML

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By ScrewU - 17/08/2022 19:59 - United States

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Today, I got off early from work to catch my wife screwing her co-worker in our bed. I ask her what I did to deserve this. She told me she was “lonely” and that he “always makes her feel like a woman,” unlike me. She would come home from work and I would initiate intimacy, but she would decline every time. FML

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By Chubby - 17/11/2011 16:50 - United States

Today, I told my boss about a coworker that had been hitting on me. She looked me dead in the eye and said "I was afraid that would happen. He's a bit of a chubby chaser." FML

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By Crosby - 19/04/2024 09:00 - United States - Madison

Today, I was stuck with a coworker all morning while she had the "front farts." I moved to a different area after lunch, only to have another coworker start talking loudly about her boyfriend's skin tags, and how he likes to have her bite them off. I'm so disgusted but afraid to report it. FML

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Dirty mind

By Anonymous - 11/12/2015 20:24 - United States - Porter

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Today, I'm so sexually deprived that I got a raging hard-on from seeing and hearing my coworker yawn. FML

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oliviarahhxoxo 7

Tuesday 5 July 2011 22:13

hotttt...

ammmeor 4

Tuesday 5 July 2011 22:14

at least she didn't show pictures of his dick...

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nabila21 0

Thursday 16 February 2012 2:17

Is his dick as awesome as awesome five meters???

yzzami 17

Tuesday 12 February 2013 3:16

Imo tell her to stop talking about it or youll report her for sexual harassment

cwl727 32

Wednesday 23 April 2014 23:26

You sound jealous.

everstrike 7

Thursday 29 May 2014 14:39

U people make it so overweight people can never be in a relationship. What's wrong with being overweight?

shortswimmer17 28

Monday 26 January 2015 7:07

sucks for you but it always nice seeig people madly in love talk about their significant other

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