Miscellaneous: Today, I got the courage to ask my mom if I could go to the movies...

By shelteredchild - 20/03/2009 00:07 - United States

Today, I got the courage to ask my mom if I could go to the movies alone on my first date with my new boyfriend. She said ok, which was surprising because she never lets me go anywhere alone. When I got to the theatre with him I saw my mom. She had saved seats for us. FML

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By anonymous - 24/10/2010 16:14 - United States

Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML

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By Overprotected - 19/06/2013 14:39 - United States

Today, my parents decided they are going to come with me on my first date. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2012 05:32 - United States

Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML

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By Jake - 28/09/2010 17:35 - United States

Today, I took a girl I like to the movies. Everything went great until I went in to kiss her. She didn't object, but my mother, who apparently followed me to the theater and was now pulling me away by my shirt while saying, "We're leaving!" certainly did. FML

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By fridgemylifee - 13/08/2015 17:39 - United States

Today, I had a first date with a guy I met online. And his mom. FML

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By Mal - 29/10/2010 20:02 - United States

Today, I finally mustered up the guts to ask this girl I like to dinner and a movie. She agreed on the terms that she could bring someone, and I'd said it wouldn't be a problem. When I met up with her a few hours later, I found out she'd brought her boyfriend. FML

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By oicwydt - 31/01/2009 23:25 - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me to go to a car show. I told him to hold on, I had to ask my mom. I quietly asked her to say no for me. She said "Sure!". FML

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By shininghayley - 15/02/2010 06:14 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to take me out bowling. My mom was going to take us. My parents ended up bowling with us. I had a double date with my parents. FML

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By myBFsucks - 05/10/2011 04:16 - Canada

Today, I went to the movies on a date. I went to pay for the tickets when I realized that I didn't have my wallet. Instead of my boyfriend paying, he laughed and paid for his own ticket. Then he went ahead and saw the movie without me. FML

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By pleaseno - 24/07/2009 00:52 - United States

Today, my mother invited me to a nice restaurant to meet her boyfriend whom she's been seriously dating for a month. Imagine my surprise when she led me to a table and my boyfriend's father stood up, shocked, to greet me. Rather than being horrified, she is now planning double dates every week. FML

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Katylolo 0

Friday 20 March 2009 9:06

Awww...that sucks, I'm sorry. How old are you? Hopefully under, like, 14. And then it isn't such a super-bad FML. :(

McLaughlane 0

Friday 20 March 2009 9:12

woww that really sucks. :( Talk about awkward. I agree with #1, I hope you're no older than 14. Then it's not so awful, but still embarrassing.

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Vehicle 1

Saturday 28 March 2009 20:35

Wow. Mom, thanks but uh no.

x_Leen 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 3:20

ahw! thats F A C K E D .

IAmBridgette 0

Monday 6 April 2009 8:24

Lmao your mom is hilarious.

cheapshoes13 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 23:54

awe, well I hope you're not to old. If you are over 13 tell your mom that it's time she let you grow up a little and that you love her but she's gotta trust she raised you right.

CaptainDude86 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 3:03

Ouch. That must have seemed like the longest movie EVER.

AssOf2009 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 0:47

If she's anything like my mom, she was probably there to make sure that you were actually going to be where you said you were going to be and at the time you said you would. But look at it this way, since you were doing what you said you were, she'll know she can trust you and hopefully not be there at your next date! : )

belisama_fml 0

Friday 8 May 2009 8:18

maybe you should talk to your mom about that over protective issue

Everlost 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 22:26

you should just have walked out, and maybe she will take a hint next time.

s52 0

Friday 5 June 2009 17:50

That is so ****** up..

HPluver 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 9:54

Dude i feel your pain! my mom and sister are soo over protective of me. they also make me give them numbers and names of those who im hanging out with. ive never stept foot in a guys house..that they know of... Also!! they wont let me sleep over at my dads house! cuz its my dad and 3 brothers that live there, thats it.