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By Fmylife.25 - 03/09/2010 19:56 - United States

Today, I got the haircut I've been wanting for ages. I then called my girlfriend of two years and asked what she would do if I got a haircut. She told me she would dump me and then invited me to her house for dinner. I'm scared to go. FML

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Today, my girlfriend decided to get a new haircut. Now, she hates the haircut and blames me for, in her words, "turning me into something I'm not." FML

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By meach - 06/08/2011 04:58 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of a bad haircut. She was the one who cut my hair. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/07/2024 16:00 - United States - Lafayette

Today, my boyfriend dumped me because I got a haircut without asking for his permission first. FML

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By Mr_Jah - 04/07/2016 20:33 - United States - Boerne

Today, I got offered a free $80 salon haircut by a girl I've liked for awhile. Thinking this was my chance to get close to her, I accepted, only to find out it was for a class her boyfriend was teaching. He was the one cutting my hair. FML

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By Rye - 19/02/2009 03:51 - United States

Today, I let my friend cut my hair and after a few minutes, she looked at what she had done and then she ran out of the room, laughing. FML

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By ElectroSpecter - 23/02/2019 14:00

Today, I went to get a haircut. I have a pretty bad case of dandruff, so whenever I get one, a lot of it shows. My hairstylist called to her nearby friend twice, then looked at my hair and said, "Blech" under her breath. I got glares when I walked out. FML

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By Chensticles - 14/10/2009 01:25 - France

Today, I went to my hairdresser who promised me a haircut which "all the girls would want you" for. She gave me a combover. FML

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shortstack104 0

Friday 3 September 2010 23:19

then dont go.. she should like u for your personality, not your haircut

texashater75 16

Friday 3 September 2010 23:26

Sounds like a hairy situation.

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frootietootie 0

Friday 3 September 2010 23:43

big deal* srry typo

pandatronXD 0

Friday 3 September 2010 23:44

well if she's serious about dumping you for a haircut she's not a good girlfriend..

pokerjedi 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 2:44

agree with 29. unless your hair is insured for over a million bucks it's no big deal. it'll grow back.

babygirlc1 5

Saturday 4 September 2010 0:04

She's an idiot. Do what YOU want

LOLSWAT 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 0:09

bitch is retarded if she would dump a guy over a haircut. it does grow back.

Emmy_The_Great 2

Saturday 4 September 2010 0:17

18 MR.HARVEY !!!! <3

fyourlife1990 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 0:17

ydi for getting a haircut fagot

jhartfo 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 0:22

it doesn't matter. you should be able to a haircut. she can run her hands through her own hair. go over there be a man. have confidence. Don't play into her lane ass. game. then beat the pussy up.