Kids: Today, I got to be an innocent victim caught in the middle of...

By beautifulme - 31/01/2012 06:22 - United States

Today, I got to be an innocent victim caught in the middle of a farting war between my boyfriend and my 10-year-old son. I fear my sense of smell will never recover. FML

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You deserved it 4 889

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Same thing different taste

By mandygeegoesnom - 29/02/2012 05:30 - United States

Today, while waiting for my boyfriend to get out of the shower, I chatted with his grandma. As soon as we hear him exit the restroom, she smirks at me and lets a huge, smelly fart out. She blamed it on me. My boyfriend believed her. FML

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You deserved it 2 537

Loud fart

By naomi3271 - 18/11/2019 20:00

Today, I accidentally scared my one year-old son with my huge, smelly fart that was really loud. He now won't come near me without crying. FML

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You deserved it 671

By ninalian - 22/05/2011 06:30 - United States

Today, I was talking to this boy I really like and we were laughing together, until I got this disgusting putrid smell. I started to say how awful the smell was and he stopped laughing to take a sniff too. As soon as he closed his mouth the smell was gone. FML

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You deserved it 4 505

By sickyandiknowit - 08/11/2014 07:36 - United States - Eugene

Today, my boyfriend endearingly told me that he's been taking advantage of my inability to smell due to a head cold, and he's been farting around me whenever he pleases. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 118

You deserved it 4 857

By Anonymous - 17/06/2017 22:00 - United States - Holland

Today, after an argument, my boyfriend called me a fart knocker and gave me a wedgie. Apparently, I'm dating an 10-year-old. FML

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You deserved it 1 059

It's a gas gas gas

By Dani - 28/11/2011 12:34 - Reserved

Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting a historical war bunker when I accidentally let rip a small fart. My boyfriend responded with a horribly loud, horrendous fart, and loudly announced, "This is war." There were people, lots of people. FML

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You deserved it 9 476

By fartlover - 27/11/2009 05:10 - Canada

Today, I went over to my boyfriend's apartment and I smelled a delicious aroma as I walked in so I asked him what he was cooking. His response was, "I'm not cooking anything. I just farted." FML

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By byebyeromance - 26/08/2014 01:03 - United States - State College

Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML

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You deserved it 5 073

Gas wars

By Ali - 04/10/2020 23:02

Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time and we were alone. He was being super romantic and snuggling with me, and then out of nowhere he let out the biggest fart I've ever heard. He then explained how I should try to compete with it. FML

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You deserved it 385

By Anonymous - 11/09/2012 19:16 - Sweden - Guayanilla

Today, I had a serious talk with my boyfriend about our relationship troubles. He stopped me in the middle of a sentence with a huge fart. FML

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obviousboy 8

Tuesday 31 January 2012 15:55

That stinks.

iAmScrubs 19

Tuesday 31 January 2012 15:57

When you can't beat them, join them.

Comments

audiophileMom 11

Tuesday 31 January 2012 16:26

Damn... That's what I was gonna say ;) though on second thought he could be the father, too.

THE_A_TEEN 27

Tuesday 31 January 2012 16:35

Your son and boyfriend sound like the perfect soldier we're looking for! They could be valuable assets to our Poison Gas division of the U.S. Military. I'll send the brochures and the sign up application to your house. It will be an honor serving with them.

silentbutfunny 0

Tuesday 31 January 2012 16:46

27 her boyfriend is the father of her brother? Really?

flockz 19

Tuesday 31 January 2012 16:55

sounds normal to me.

xattitudegurlx 13

Tuesday 31 January 2012 17:05

Thats gross....soooo who won?

Jackasss_fml 14

Tuesday 31 January 2012 17:07

Awwwwwwwwww

Fragmonto 5

Tuesday 31 January 2012 17:15

Popping smoke!

LSU33DucKAholiC 0

Tuesday 31 January 2012 17:17

Aww, they're bonding.

JukeboxValkyrie 19

Tuesday 31 January 2012 17:18

Dutch oven the both of them.

OfficeNinja 5

Tuesday 31 January 2012 17:18

As your field Marshall, I suggest you eat more broccoli, boiled cabbage, beans, boiled eggs, just a touch of beets. This is my secret fart war formula, which always results in a victory. Nobody will dare start a fart war around you again if you heed my advice.