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By beautifulme - 31/01/2012 06:22 - United States

Today, I got to be an innocent victim caught in the middle of a farting war between my boyfriend and my 10-year-old son. I fear my sense of smell will never recover. FML

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Same thing different taste

By mandygeegoesnom - 29/02/2012 05:30 - United States

Today, while waiting for my boyfriend to get out of the shower, I chatted with his grandma. As soon as we hear him exit the restroom, she smirks at me and lets a huge, smelly fart out. She blamed it on me. My boyfriend believed her. FML

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Loud fart

By naomi3271 - 18/11/2019 20:00

Today, I accidentally scared my one year-old son with my huge, smelly fart that was really loud. He now won't come near me without crying. FML

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By ninalian - 22/05/2011 06:30 - United States

Today, I was talking to this boy I really like and we were laughing together, until I got this disgusting putrid smell. I started to say how awful the smell was and he stopped laughing to take a sniff too. As soon as he closed his mouth the smell was gone. FML

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By sickyandiknowit - 08/11/2014 07:36 - United States - Eugene

Today, my boyfriend endearingly told me that he's been taking advantage of my inability to smell due to a head cold, and he's been farting around me whenever he pleases. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/06/2017 22:00 - United States - Holland

Today, after an argument, my boyfriend called me a fart knocker and gave me a wedgie. Apparently, I'm dating an 10-year-old. FML

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It's a gas gas gas

By Dani - 28/11/2011 12:34 - Reserved

Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting a historical war bunker when I accidentally let rip a small fart. My boyfriend responded with a horribly loud, horrendous fart, and loudly announced, "This is war." There were people, lots of people. FML

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By fartlover - 27/11/2009 05:10 - Canada

Today, I went over to my boyfriend's apartment and I smelled a delicious aroma as I walked in so I asked him what he was cooking. His response was, "I'm not cooking anything. I just farted." FML

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By byebyeromance - 26/08/2014 01:03 - United States - State College

Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML

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Gas wars

By Ali - 04/10/2020 23:02

Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time and we were alone. He was being super romantic and snuggling with me, and then out of nowhere he let out the biggest fart I've ever heard. He then explained how I should try to compete with it. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2012 19:16 - Sweden - Guayanilla

Today, I had a serious talk with my boyfriend about our relationship troubles. He stopped me in the middle of a sentence with a huge fart. FML

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obviousboy 8

Tuesday 31 January 2012 15:55

That stinks.

iAmScrubs 19

Tuesday 31 January 2012 15:57

When you can't beat them, join them.

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track96 4

Tuesday 31 January 2012 23:49

Ydi for not being married

bubo_fml 10

Wednesday 1 February 2012 0:18

Gotta light?

minniemutt 12

Wednesday 1 February 2012 0:54

Sounds like my house only me and mom join in the pets also sometimes

tommyfox 19

Wednesday 1 February 2012 1:15

At least he's good with the kids!

omnipotency 0

Wednesday 1 February 2012 1:20

u should just relax and have fun hahaha theyre just playin around

oldsoul1989 0

Wednesday 1 February 2012 2:20

You should have left the room or rolled the windows down if you were in the car. Your fault

sonicdude6682 0

Wednesday 1 February 2012 2:49

-.-

SweetPerfectionn 3

Wednesday 1 February 2012 3:26

They're bonding :3

fox4744 3

Wednesday 1 February 2012 4:15

Hey dont be upset, male bonding means they like each other.

Hagrid_Downunder 6

Wednesday 1 February 2012 4:57

That's awful. I knownwhat will make you feel better; quick, pull my finger!

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Same thing different taste

Loud fart

It's a gas gas gas

Gas wars

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