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By Anonymous - 05/07/2011 22:37 - United States

Today, I got trapped in a glass elevator at the mall. My father walked right by the elevator, laughed and went into a store. A fireman got me out. FML

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By Mylifesucks - 23/05/2013 05:11 - United States - Lexington

Today, I was stuck in my apartment complex's elevator. I was shouting out for help when a voice came screaming, "This is the fire department." I was relieved until he said, "Just kidding." FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2023 03:00

Today, I got stuck in a revolving door and had to be rescued by the fire department after about 30 minutes of walking in circles with no open exit. At least they got a good laugh out of it. FML

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By random875 - 07/01/2015 06:03 - United States - Owings Mills

Today, I got stuck in an elevator. I called the fire department and told them where I was. They said they'd be right there and not to panic. It's hour 6. FML

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You deserved it 2 485

By anonymous - 10/08/2011 04:31 - United States

Today, I was dragged to the food store with my mom. While we were shopping, the fire alarm went off. My mom pushed the cart at me, nearly knocking me over, and sprinted for the door. FML

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You deserved it 2 638

By ouchers - 11/06/2009 19:49 - United States

Today, I was at the mall with my mom. She was pissing me off, so I started screaming at her and causing a scene. I ended up falling all the way down the up escalator. Everyone saw and people clapped. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2013 07:18 - United States - Modesto

Today, I worked up my courage and took an elevator for the first time in my life. Unfortunately, it was also my first time getting trapped for several hours in an elevator. FML

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You deserved it 4 079

Open door policy

By Luke Sparacio - 24/11/2023 00:00

Today, while we were exploring a building, my dad and I somehow got separated. After about 30 seconds, I found him on the other side of a door, so I went to go through what I thought was a door. Instead, I smashed my head on a windowpane and collapsed to the floor in pain in front of 5 people. FML

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You deserved it 197

By Jer - 15/07/2013 23:36 - United States - Louisville

Today, I knocked over a display case at a mall, shattering hundreds of dollars in goods. Embarrassed, I tried to scurry out of the nearest door without being seen. I scuttled right into the janitor's closet, the door automatically locking behind me. I waited for an hour to be let out. FML

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You deserved it 48 760

By facefuckedguy - 12/08/2014 21:23 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I went to a job interview, and a guy ahead of me went to enter the building, only to walk face-first into a glass door. I rushed to help him up, and after we had a good laugh about it, I turned to walk inside, only to walk straight into the door as well. FML

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You deserved it 10 032

Panic!

By Lotje13 - 01/01/2012 00:19 - Hungary

Today, I was sleeping over at a friend's house. I went and took a shower, and as I tried to get out, the door jammed. I called my friend for help, and after much tugging, the glass shattered all over me. She panicked and sent her dad to rescue me. It was the first time he and I had met. FML

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You deserved it 2 616

xXSillyLoveXx 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 8:47

Should've flashed the whole mall and frantically yelled "I THOUGHT IT WAS ONE-WAY GLASS!!!!!"

TaylorTotsYumm 10

Wednesday 6 July 2011 8:43

Well, what was he supposed to do, break the glass?

Comments

borkchop1992 15

Wednesday 6 July 2011 8:58

maybe your dad was the fireman

a_nutritionist 10

Wednesday 6 July 2011 14:18

...this isnt a brain teaser...

wowlol727 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 17:17

dont hurt urself...

foilindo 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 9:01

hey. look at the bright side. at least you had a view and you got famous for a second when you came out!!! lol

rocker135 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 9:09

In case of emergency break glass!!

EmoLover681 0

Friday 29 July 2011 6:13

omg your soo cute :O

kduubb 7

Wednesday 6 July 2011 9:09

haa, your dads funny(:

UnderJonathan 8

Thursday 7 July 2011 3:42

you're pretty hot

mintcar 9

Wednesday 6 July 2011 9:29

You wanted him to actually help you while there was a sale going on? Funny. :D

ShyAnn29 14

Wednesday 6 July 2011 11:50

yeah, hard choice daughter/son (I couldn't tell which one it was lol) sale such a tough decision!

FMLsOhilarious 6

Wednesday 6 July 2011 10:00

lmao, well what did you expect your dad to do? Say "open seseme" and wala, you're out?

CrazyManNo9 29

Wednesday 6 July 2011 11:33

“wala”? Really? Try voila!

jtcballoon 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 15:38

voila voila voishington

TrollisMe 5

Wednesday 6 July 2011 10:32

Who was it that called the fireman? Your father. So quit your bitchin', son.

Illyssa_fml 4

Wednesday 6 July 2011 11:06

Hahaha! Well, in his defense there probably wasn't anything he could do to get you out lol

markuset 8

Wednesday 6 July 2011 11:45

that sounds exactly like what my dad would do :D truth is, i was once trapped inside a glass elevator, and my dad walked by, waved at me smiled and went into an electronics store :P

lionandthelamb61 9

Wednesday 6 July 2011 12:25

Hmm...now why does that story sound so familiar?

JokerJohn7 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 18:38

because it's similar to OP's story.... which he was relating his story too... were you going for sarcasm with that?

markuset 8

Wednesday 6 July 2011 12:32

@lionandthelamb61 yes i know, but i'm serious

lionandthelamb61 9

Wednesday 6 July 2011 12:57

In that case, too bad the OP beat you to it. You

lionandthelamb61 9

Wednesday 6 July 2011 13:04

Oops, I accidently pressed send before I was finished...In that case, too bad the OP beat you to it. You could have made it into the indelible FML archives. On second thought, I'd just lie and say you're the OP.