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By drunkfacebookuser - 23/10/2010 13:15 - Australia

Today, I got very drunk after being fired from my job. In my depressed, intoxicated state, I posted my facebook status as 'Goodbye world'. The only response was from my dad saying 'cya'. His comment got 29 likes. FML

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You deserved it 13 907

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By Flaps - 27/11/2010 12:36 - United States

Today, my boss fired me for being on Facebook at work. He did it via a wall post on Facebook saying, "ur fired." Six of my friends liked this. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 054

You deserved it 38 587

Adding insult to injury

By lol - 23/07/2021 05:59

Today, my boss fired me. Then later on Facebook, his public status was, "Finally fired the sumo wrestler!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 060

You deserved it 98

By Anonymous - 03/12/2010 14:41 - United States

Today, I got fired from the job I'd had for eleven years for going onto Facebook while on the clock. When I got home, I saw that my boss had updated his status, from work, to "Finally fired that bitch." FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 030

You deserved it 10 075

By gayvsgay - 06/03/2016 15:31 - Germany - V?lklingen

Today, my dad posted on Facebook, apologizing to anyone he'd texted the night before. He said he'd gotten wasted and didn't mean anything he said. So much for that first ever "I'm proud of you" then. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 826

You deserved it 1 828

Reset my life

By Username - 17/05/2011 04:05

Today, I updated my Facebook status as, "Lost all my contacts, need numbers". My mom commented, "Her phone didn't get reset, she just doesn't have any friends." Her comment got 32 likes. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 159

You deserved it 8 697

Snitch

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got fired from my job. My manager found Facebook pictures of me drinking underage at a party. He said he didn't want "that kind of image" associated with the business. It was his birthday party. He supplied the booze. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 613

You deserved it 20 682

By Ihavealisp - 16/02/2011 02:32 - United States

Today, I fell down some steps, and my dad laughed at me. He then changed his facebook status to "My kid's an idiot." FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 688

You deserved it 7 053

By -_- - 14/06/2014 03:56 - Australia - Elwood

Today, I was confiding in my dad over the phone, after I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. After I hung up and went online, I noticed he'd been live-blogging the whole call on Facebook and commenting that he was considering suicide to escape the boredom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 528

You deserved it 4 972

By sober - 12/02/2009 02:09 - United States

Today, I got a text message. It said, "I'm so drunk. What you up to, girl?" It was my dad. FML

I agree, your life sucks 79 388

You deserved it 4 327

He's still got it

By Anonymous - 26/10/2019 00:01

Today, my dad got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 705

You deserved it 151

RedPillSucks 31

Saturday 23 October 2010 19:32

Because every one would expect you to post your suicide note on facebook?

mattman1994 0

Saturday 23 October 2010 19:36

he probably knew you were wasted. I wouldve done the same thing I hate when people bitch about how crappy their lives are on facebook

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Samyy27 0

Sunday 24 October 2010 1:46

take it as a hint?

ALERI0N 0

Sunday 24 October 2010 2:22

I don't have a Facebook nor do I want one.. it's way to dramatic.

starberries 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 4:52

Who the living **** asked you?

IkeMal 0

Sunday 24 October 2010 2:34

What did we learn about being a drama queen?

Kotomi35 0

Sunday 24 October 2010 3:44

sorry but ydi.

Snookums 0

Sunday 24 October 2010 4:33

attention peeking statements always get owned. deal with it

aknnja 0

Sunday 24 October 2010 5:00

Cold pizza, coffee, and Call of Duty will make it all better.

Allymeme 3

Sunday 24 October 2010 5:04

maybe you need to stop trying to get attention... they obviously thought you weren't serious... so they liked your dads comment

bilibob323523 0

Sunday 24 October 2010 5:17

no it didn't that's bull shit people don't like things 29 times

TyIsGeek 0

Sunday 24 October 2010 6:31

lmao

toohottiedottie 2

Sunday 24 October 2010 6:35

maybe your a whiney little bitch?

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Today, I was at a baby shower with my wife. I went to go outside for some fresh air, but walked straight into their glass sliding door. Everyone stared at me. I smiled with embarrassment and walked back over to my wife, only to trip over my own feet and faceplant the floor. FML

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