By drunkfacebookuser - 23/10/2010 13:15 - Australia

Today, I got very drunk after being fired from my job. In my depressed, intoxicated state, I posted my facebook status as 'Goodbye world'. The only response was from my dad saying 'cya'. His comment got 29 likes. FML
I agree, your life sucks 45 718
You deserved it 13 910

Same thing different taste

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RedPillSucks 31

Because every one would expect you to post your suicide note on facebook?

he probably knew you were wasted. I wouldve done the same thing I hate when people bitch about how crappy their lives are on facebook

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kinda sucks though it is extreamly annoying when people do bitch nonstop on facebook.

chobitschibi1369 0

They probably realized you were not serious (which is obvious since you posted this after) and were joking. Although it is cruel humor and sucks, I would not get too upset over it.

Elixa 0

#16 change ur pic that's so creepy! and op stop being a little shit disturber, you were probably just crying wolf like you always do!

yes #16's pic is disturbing nothing is wrong with yours at all!

Elixa 0

# 30 if I have to explain "why" #16s pic is creepy then your anoyingly creepy.

Elixa 0

anorexicbarbie, I'm just going to omit your comment alltogether. With a name like that you obviously don't have the mental capacity to know that joking about anorexia isn't funny. Unless of couse your name is just a cry for help?

Elixa 0

back_in_action, stop being a hater, dont worry one day you'll hit puberty :)

how can someone so stupid and full of self pride exist? I was right to hate this rack the second I saw it.

Elixa 0

Liar, I know you wanted to motorboat them the second you saw them. Well sugar plum you can always dream :)

Ewwww, what's wrong with your boobs? They looks distorted and fake! I'm more disturbed by how creepy your boobs look then the picture of the spider!

you find bugs creepy yet your chest looks like the head of a mosquito?

oooh I get it you zoomed in on your boobs and cropped out your face and body in your picture so your fatness and ugliness wouldn't be creepy to anyone like the spider is! too bad. those have to be the ugliest bulges of shiny fat I have ever seen to disgrace the human body. are those tumors?

Elixa 0

73,79,84,96 I find it interesting how none of you have profile pictures of yourselves, let alone of actual humans. Therefore that makes all of you, insecure jealous trolls. If you want to insult the way I look, at least have the balls to put up pics of yourselves!

I have a picture of myself and I still think you're an idiot, and pretty gross. I agree with the other dude, you mustve cropped out your face and body because you're so nasty.

Elixa 0

again this coming from anorexicbarbie.... good one, you anorexic girl you!

You sound so insecure as well. That's a real turn off!

Elixa 0

Hun, you need to learn to stop being such a follower, anyways I don't really want to leave this on a negative note, I see it's your birthday next weekend, so I hope you have a great birthday! and please eat some cake...

omg I'm so jealous of Eliza. her great insight and fascinating comments combined with her fake spray tanned boobs make me want to be just like her

Elixa 0

thanks joooeee:) maybe next you could even spell my name correctly!

I find it interesting that you put your fake shiny **** out there for the world to see! I don't care for a bunch of strangers knowing what my boobs look like, but I assure you they aren't a sickly shiny orange color. Your picture is blurry by the way and I notice your face is cut off... so it seems that you don't have the "balls" to put up a picture of what you really look like, just a grainy cellphone quality picture of your unattractive boobs. Only a certain few can be privileged to know what I look like, If you don't know, you just aren't special enough to know! :D

okay 99 she said that if you have a picture that's not of a human, you're a troll. WTF. Am I the only one who noticed that?

And I have the balls to use my pet rock as a pic. I think it's funny.

Elixa 0

starfire please please please, I'm begging you DON'T give me the privilege of knowing what you look like, I don't feel like throwing up right now, if I wanted to see a troll I would just look under the bridge, but maybe you should show your pic to anorexicbarbie I know she's a fan if throwing up!

I thought I was anorexic! Jeez, you really are an idiot.

Elixa 0

awe poor little anorexicbarbie, I realize your only 15, but I believe you can do a lot better with your comebacks. I mean your stupid, your an idiot, your ugly... Meh. FYI- Anorexia like dugs, one can often be a gateway into another more serious drugs and more serious eating disorders like bulimia.

Elixa 0

"Wjpsa"? - Undefined via urban dictionary. You fail.

Elixa 0

40,100,130, you used the same insult calling me an idiot. I just think you could be, just a tad, more creative next time.

*sigh* I was referring to the fact that you kept using the wrong form of "you're". Maddox taught me this, and now I'll teach you. you're = you are ex: You're a dumbass. your = possesive ex: Your ass is dumb.

Elixa 0

see anorexicbarbie I'm proud of you, that took thought, creativity and wit. Bravo :). now go do 2 laps around the field because that gum your chewing has 5 calories in it and it looks like your starting to get some junk in the trunk.

nitrogirl 0
you_freak 7

I hate it when people put up a status on facebook just to get attention. Its like their life is measured by the number of notifications they receive on a daily basis. Get a life OP, don't blame it on the booze!

seriously how many friends do you guys have on Facebook, I never got more than 7likes I think, is it normal to get 27 likes?

for popular people, or for genius or sensational statuses, it kinda is