By drunkfacebookuser - 23/10/2010 13:15 - Australia
Same thing different taste
Unfair
By Flaps - 27/11/2010 12:36 - United States
Adding insult to injury
By lol - 23/07/2021 05:59
By Anonymous - 03/12/2010 14:41 - United States
By gayvsgay - 06/03/2016 15:31 - Germany - V?lklingen
Reset my life
By Username - 17/05/2011 04:05
Snitch
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States
By Ihavealisp - 16/02/2011 02:32 - United States
By -_- - 14/06/2014 03:56 - Australia - Elwood
By sober - 12/02/2009 02:09 - United States
He's still got it
By Anonymous - 26/10/2019 00:01
Top comments
Comments
kinda sucks though it is extreamly annoying when people do bitch nonstop on facebook.
Today, something happened. ON FACEBOOK. FML.
This is the statement
Turn that frown upside down op :)
#16 change ur pic that's so creepy! and op stop being a little shit disturber, you were probably just crying wolf like you always do!
yes #16's pic is disturbing nothing is wrong with yours at all!
It's just a spider you idiot.
how can someone so stupid and full of self pride exist? I was right to hate this rack the second I saw it.
Ewwww, what's wrong with your boobs? They looks distorted and fake! I'm more disturbed by how creepy your boobs look then the picture of the spider!
it's a freaking spider. grow up.
you find bugs creepy yet your chest looks like the head of a mosquito?
84 hahahahahah
oooh I get it you zoomed in on your boobs and cropped out your face and body in your picture so your fatness and ugliness wouldn't be creepy to anyone like the spider is! too bad. those have to be the ugliest bulges of shiny fat I have ever seen to disgrace the human body. are those tumors?
I have a picture of myself and I still think you're an idiot, and pretty gross. I agree with the other dude, you mustve cropped out your face and body because you're so nasty.
But please keep yours! :D
You sound so insecure as well. That's a real turn off!
I'm /obviously/ anorexic, dumbass.
omg I'm so jealous of Eliza. her great insight and fascinating comments combined with her fake spray tanned boobs make me want to be just like her
Why are you so stupid?
I find it interesting that you put your fake shiny **** out there for the world to see! I don't care for a bunch of strangers knowing what my boobs look like, but I assure you they aren't a sickly shiny orange color. Your picture is blurry by the way and I notice your face is cut off... so it seems that you don't have the "balls" to put up a picture of what you really look like, just a grainy cellphone quality picture of your unattractive boobs. Only a certain few can be privileged to know what I look like, If you don't know, you just aren't special enough to know! :D
Spider > Boobs.
okay 99 she said that if you have a picture that's not of a human, you're a troll. WTF. Am I the only one who noticed that?
And I have the balls to use my pet rock as a pic. I think it's funny.
starfire please please please, I'm begging you DON'T give me the privilege of knowing what you look like, I don't feel like throwing up right now, if I wanted to see a troll I would just look under the bridge, but maybe you should show your pic to anorexicbarbie I know she's a fan if throwing up!
I thought I was anorexic! Jeez, you really are an idiot.
awe poor little anorexicbarbie, I realize your only 15, but I believe you can do a lot better with your comebacks. I mean your stupid, your an idiot, your ugly... Meh. FYI- Anorexia like dugs, one can often be a gateway into another more serious drugs and more serious eating disorders like bulimia.
Wjpsa
My idiot? Where?
*sigh* I was referring to the fact that you kept using the wrong form of "you're". Maddox taught me this, and now I'll teach you. you're = you are ex: You're a dumbass. your = possesive ex: Your ass is dumb.
Oh my. What is this I don't even..
seriously how many friends do you guys have on Facebook, I never got more than 7likes I think, is it normal to get 27 likes?
for popular people, or for genius or sensational statuses, it kinda is
Keywords
Because every one would expect you to post your suicide note on facebook?
he probably knew you were wasted. I wouldve done the same thing I hate when people bitch about how crappy their lives are on facebook