By drunkfacebookuser - 23/10/2010 13:15 - Australia

Today, I got very drunk after being fired from my job. In my depressed, intoxicated state, I posted my facebook status as 'Goodbye world'. The only response was from my dad saying 'cya'. His comment got 29 likes. FML
I agree, your life sucks 45 718
You deserved it 13 910

Same thing different taste

Top comments

RedPillSucks 31

Because every one would expect you to post your suicide note on facebook?

he probably knew you were wasted. I wouldve done the same thing I hate when people bitch about how crappy their lives are on facebook

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Monsterballz 0

well you're just a miserable little **** aren't you

They probably knew that if you really wanted to kill yourself, you would actually do it rather than post about it on facebook,

CoachLlama 5

I once heard someone say that was a permanent solution to a temporary problem. Maybe just have a nice cup of coffee instead.

That depends on what you view as the problem. Most people who commit suicide deal with issues like depressive or mental disorders, addictions, a history of family violence, etc. Those things aren't often temporary; they'll affect you throughput your entire life. The "straw that broke the camel's back", like this OP's loss of a job, may be temporary, but IMO those don't really qualify as suicide causes. Regardless of all that, though, suicide is never the answer.

starberries 0

75, it's not up to you to decide what qualifies as a suicide cause. STFU.

Where exactly did I say I consider myself the supreme judge? I clearly stated that was my opinion. I'm certainly not lacking in empathy for people who are suicidal, and my comment didn't imply that I am. I based that opinion on the fact that many, many people lose their jobs without even contemplating suicide. Therefore, something else must be in play as well if the OP is indeed suicidal-- a big if, considering that she posted this anecdote on an Internet lulz site AND announced her feelings in a public forum like fb. Those who actually follow through don't often make serious threats in that manner.

Oh Janey, why do you even bother? It's too complex for someone to actually READ your post before criticizing it's just easier to go "Durrr...STFU who said you were the expert" or words to that effect...

coraalinee 0

well you were depressed anyway..

you got fired, hardly the worst thing to happen ever, grow up!

aggressiveskater 0
aggressiveskater 0

Dad was giving you advice; cover your ass. You can always fake your own death and start a new life elsewhere.