Miscellaneous: Today, I got woken up by Hallelujah blasting outside my apartment... - FML

By notyoueallie - 20/08/2010 04:06 - United States

Today, I got woken up by Hallelujah blasting outside my apartment windows for 30 minutes straight. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/03/2019 19:00 - United Kingdom - Sutton Coldfield

Today, I'm dead on my feet. My flatmate's alarm went off for 20 minutes at 5 a.m., which I heard and he didn't. A car alarm went off outside my window for half an hour at 7 a.m. My building fire alarm went off twice, at 8 and 8:10 a.m. Just let me sleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/10/2017 23:15

Today, I was blaring the radio to drown out the sound of the kids in the apartment upstairs. They then started jumping in time with the music. FML

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You deserved it 827

By shadowsorel - 30/08/2012 20:34 - United States - Chicago

Today, I have a cold, and was stuck sleeping in bed. My roommate decided to wake me up by sticking headphones in my ears and playing heavy metal on full volume. This is the third time this week. FML

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By tnh - 17/11/2011 17:39 - United States

Today, just like every other day, I was woken up 2 hours earlier than I needed to be, by the alarm belonging to my upstairs neighbors. They won't wake up until their real alarm goes off: me, pounding the walls and yelling in frustration. FML

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Make it stop

By shadow1248 - 27/05/2012 05:06 - United States - Stamford

Today, I had finally gotten my dogs to quiet down and my baby to fall asleep. Not thirty seconds later, my neighbor's car alarm went off. They aren't home for the weekend, and the damn alarm has now been blaring for three hours. FML

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By tireedddddd - 25/11/2011 16:24 - United States

Today, I was woken up at 6am to the sound of my mother on the back deck of the house hooting like an owl. FML

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You deserved it 2 484

By holycow - 22/02/2010 09:28 - United States

Today, I was awakened, in the middle of the night, by the sound of crying coming from outside. There's a mile in between houses where I live. FML

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You deserved it 2 622

Boom boom boom

By Anonymous - 24/03/2023 16:00 - Australia

Today, I finally had some alone time to relax and watch a movie. As soon as I pressed play, my neighbor started blasting their music so loud I could feel the bass in my chest. I tried calling the landlord, but they didn't answer. I ended up watching the movie with subtitles while listening to my neighbor's music. FML

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You deserved it 127

By Tony - 18/10/2011 15:10 - United States

Today, I woke up to people in the parking lot screaming "everybody wake up". They've been doing this at 7 every morning since I moved in 3 months ago. FML

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You deserved it 3 081

By MALICEG - 26/05/2012 07:00 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, there was a knock on my apartment door. It was the man from next-door, who sarcastically asked if I was alright, because he said he heard me screaming in agony. I was singing. FML

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ladyluck82 9

Friday 20 August 2010 12:15

I'm in Orlando and the only thing I hear blasting out my window are fireworks from Disney/Universal or British accents! lol

perdix 29

Friday 20 August 2010 12:41

Why couldn't you Handel that?

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Pipistrello_fml 0

Friday 20 August 2010 14:20

At least it wasn't being sung by legions of real angels. Then you'd consider yourself screwed.

SenoraC 0

Friday 20 August 2010 15:49

How would that be a bad thing?

skyeyez9 24

Friday 20 August 2010 14:42

Be happy you don't live near a mosque. You'd be forced to hear their horrid call to prayer music 5 times a day. Blahhh bliah durkaaaaaadurkaaaaa jihaaad blalallala

laurenarnold 6

Friday 20 August 2010 15:11

that sucks

nicholasBrandon 0

Friday 20 August 2010 15:37

By Paramore? if so I wouldn't mind.

MyNameIsInvictus 0

Friday 20 August 2010 15:56

47- Non-existant God? 0_0 The blasphemy! The sacrelige! Actually, I don't care.

whattagirl 0

Friday 20 August 2010 15:39

uhhh close your window and move on with your day? not worthy of an fml in my book..lol

QwertyMcNugget 0

Friday 20 August 2010 15:55

At least it's a good song. XD

vostrofire 0

Friday 20 August 2010 16:19

at least there hasn't been contruction nextdoor from 600-400 everyday since last august

qtips402 7

Friday 20 August 2010 16:39

what are they building?

yosmurf 10

Friday 20 August 2010 16:23

this morning I woke up yelling "hallelujah" ONLY for 30 minutes (I was still tired) because it is Friday. then I go on FML and see some douchebsg complaining about it. FML.

QwertyMcNugget 0

Sunday 12 September 2010 8:51

I got a good giggle outta this. :3

ThunderGawd 0

Friday 20 August 2010 16:30

you probably needed to hear it you sinner

carly426 0

Friday 20 August 2010 17:36

haha blast rap or something to wake them up!

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Today, on my first day as a community support officer, a 7-foot meathead in the middle of a domestic argument told me to “piss off shorty”, and when I asked him not to swear at me, he picked me up one-handed and threw me in a builder's skip full of mud and wet cement. FML

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Today, I was babysitting this 12 year old. We were watching a movie, and he was being an angel just laying with his head in my lap. He fell asleep so I closed my eyes and had a little nap. When I woke up he had taken my shirt off and was feeling up my boobs. FML

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Today, I texted the guy I went out with last night. He'd told me he’d text me when he got home, but he never did. Cracking a joke, I asked him if he was homeless or something, since he broke his word. He replied, “No, I’m just not that into you. Have a nice life.” FML

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Today, it's my birthday. The day started with the cat waking me up at 4 a.m., going to work since I'm considered essential, then falling down the stairs while at work. I'm now limping with a bruised/swollen foot, I can't celebrate with my family because of COVID-19, and I just started my period. Happy birthday to me. FML

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Today, I was at my job as a fitting room attendant and I checked a woman and her young son in. After several minutes, they left, saying there was lipstick on the mirror. Not only was it all over two mirrors, but also on the wall, the floor and the carpet. The whole place smelled of lip-balm and I was left to clean it up. FML

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Today, I tried to tell my dad that I was really struggling with my mental health and didn't think I could stay alive much longer. He laughed. This comes after telling my "best friend" last week and having to wait three days for a reply. FML

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Today, I was under a building overhang to avoid getting drenched by the rain while waiting for the bus. Apparently that corner is notorious for drug dealing, I found this out when a man angrily demanded his drugs and chased me half a block. FML

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Today, I finally left my bitch girlfriend with her son, who has difficulties and violence issues. Now everyone is telling me I should go back, because the kid needs a father, never mind that I’m depressed and in therapy for suicidal urges. Guess my mental health doesn’t matter. FML

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