Miscellaneous: Today, I got woken up by Hallelujah blasting outside my apartment...

By notyoueallie - 20/08/2010 04:06 - United States

Today, I got woken up by Hallelujah blasting outside my apartment windows for 30 minutes straight. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/03/2019 19:00 - United Kingdom - Sutton Coldfield

Today, I'm dead on my feet. My flatmate's alarm went off for 20 minutes at 5 a.m., which I heard and he didn't. A car alarm went off outside my window for half an hour at 7 a.m. My building fire alarm went off twice, at 8 and 8:10 a.m. Just let me sleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/10/2017 23:15

Today, I was blaring the radio to drown out the sound of the kids in the apartment upstairs. They then started jumping in time with the music. FML

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By shadowsorel - 30/08/2012 20:34 - United States - Chicago

Today, I have a cold, and was stuck sleeping in bed. My roommate decided to wake me up by sticking headphones in my ears and playing heavy metal on full volume. This is the third time this week. FML

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By tnh - 17/11/2011 17:39 - United States

Today, just like every other day, I was woken up 2 hours earlier than I needed to be, by the alarm belonging to my upstairs neighbors. They won't wake up until their real alarm goes off: me, pounding the walls and yelling in frustration. FML

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Make it stop

By shadow1248 - 27/05/2012 05:06 - United States - Stamford

Today, I had finally gotten my dogs to quiet down and my baby to fall asleep. Not thirty seconds later, my neighbor's car alarm went off. They aren't home for the weekend, and the damn alarm has now been blaring for three hours. FML

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By tireedddddd - 25/11/2011 16:24 - United States

Today, I was woken up at 6am to the sound of my mother on the back deck of the house hooting like an owl. FML

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By holycow - 22/02/2010 09:28 - United States

Today, I was awakened, in the middle of the night, by the sound of crying coming from outside. There's a mile in between houses where I live. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/03/2023 16:00 - Australia

Today, I finally had some alone time to relax and watch a movie. As soon as I pressed play, my neighbor started blasting their music so loud I could feel the bass in my chest. I tried calling the landlord, but they didn't answer. I ended up watching the movie with subtitles while listening to my neighbor's music. FML

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By Tony - 18/10/2011 15:10 - United States

Today, I woke up to people in the parking lot screaming "everybody wake up". They've been doing this at 7 every morning since I moved in 3 months ago. FML

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By MALICEG - 26/05/2012 07:00 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, there was a knock on my apartment door. It was the man from next-door, who sarcastically asked if I was alright, because he said he heard me screaming in agony. I was singing. FML

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ladyluck82 9

Friday 20 August 2010 12:15

I'm in Orlando and the only thing I hear blasting out my window are fireworks from Disney/Universal or British accents! lol

perdix 29

Friday 20 August 2010 12:41

Why couldn't you Handel that?

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nerdsgetmehot 22

Friday 20 August 2010 17:59

I once woke my brother up by blasting "Eye of the Tiger."

ladyluck82 9

Friday 20 August 2010 18:43

at least you weren't "Rick Roll'd" continuously on loop for 30 mins...think of THOSE consequences? lmao

souperoreo 0

Friday 20 August 2010 18:54

You deserve it for not liking Hallelujah you curly headed ****!

MattC13 0

Friday 20 August 2010 20:26

Should've called the Jesus Police.

Ray_of_midnight 22

Friday 20 August 2010 20:42

Happy Mondays, or Leonard Cohen? :-)

emilypwnsyourmom 0

Friday 20 August 2010 21:03

I saw this and immediately thought of the Paramore song...

xHereGoesNothin 0

Friday 20 August 2010 22:05

Dude, me too :D

rider45 0

Friday 20 August 2010 21:29

lol I can only imagine

secondarysolo 0

Friday 20 August 2010 21:46

dude. I get that outside my house too. loud speakers and everything. sucks.

christyxoxo 8

Friday 20 August 2010 23:08

you should blast the song Smells like Teen Spirit in front of their windows. [:

LaydiexSkull 3

Friday 20 August 2010 23:28

Lmfao, epic wake-up call xD

ThatGuyWithHair 0

Friday 20 August 2010 23:56

Quit whining you pussy.

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