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By so much for a good day - 15/07/2011 17:14 - United States

Today, I grinned for five minutes straight because my friends told me it would put me in a good mood for the rest of the day. It gave me a migraine. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2023 00:00 - Australia

Today, instead of waking up positively and full of energy like I was expecting, I woke up with a whopper of a migraine, and could barely get out of bed. The only reason I expected something different is because yesterday I got hypnotised to think that. FML

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By Alli.M - 18/03/2012 11:06 - Australia - Canberra

Today, I got a migraine. I work in an arcade with lots of bright lights, loud noises and screaming children. I was stuck in there for 7 hours. FML

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By Decibell - 18/04/2020 05:00

Today, I found out the trigger to my horrendous, disgustingly painful migraines that last up to 5 days is... Pain. My migraines are literally causing themselves. FML

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By Stephanie Kugelman - 15/07/2022 10:00

Today, it's the sixth day in a row of non-stop migraines, due to grinding my teeth. Medicine works, but doesn't last. A mouth guard offers very little relief, I'm just so stressed out, and I think too much. FML

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Make it stop

By ElizaWy - 26/10/2016 15:52

Today, I celebrated my fifteen-week anniversary. No, not a relationship anniversary. A migraine anniversary. It won't stop. FML

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Sounds fun

By Anonymous - 05/10/2022 19:00 - United States - Chester

Today, I discovered what it feels like to be extremely constipated while having a vomit-inducing migraine. FML

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You deserved it 102

By Screwed in Seattle - 05/02/2011 16:13 - United States

Today, I woke up with a migrane, so I took one of my prescription migrane pills to get me through my day. The pill made me dizzy and nauseous, so I took a motion-sickness pill. That pill gave me a migrane. FML

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You deserved it 5 474

Leave me alone

By Anonymous - 01/05/2022 10:00

Today, I got a verbal warning at work for "having a resting bitch face." I had a headache. FML

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You deserved it 101

This good enough for ya?

By pukishgirl - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - India

Today, my boss was skeptical when I told her I had a terrible migraine and needed to go home for the day early. I removed all her doubts by puking over her. FML

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You deserved it 2 957

Doom Metal will do that to you

By Meg93 - 26/06/2019 23:00

Today, I went to a concert for the first time in 5 years. I got all dressed up and even ended up hanging out with the band. The night came to a screeching halt when I got a migraine and ended up in the ER vomiting non-stop. I was in the hospital all night. FML

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You deserved it 214

DocBastard 38

Friday 15 July 2011 23:14

Teenagers who claim to use marijuana just to look cool are almost as pathetic as a 3-legged dog with no fur.

rhpsfan9 10

Friday 15 July 2011 22:45

and you fell for it?

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FMijnLeven 11

Friday 15 July 2011 23:46

Haha. Not smart. ;)

Punkpoptart1119 20

Friday 15 July 2011 23:48

I don't know whether you deserve it or if your life sucks..it would make sense that smiling would put you in a good mood..but for a full 5 minutes?

diceplaya 12

Friday 15 July 2011 23:52

This sounds like a stupid thing to do... -turns around and tries it-

corporalcool 5

Friday 15 July 2011 23:58

nice one u ass

mruizk9 7

Friday 15 July 2011 23:58

******* nerds!

proxxX069069 7

Saturday 16 July 2011 0:09

smoking helps with many things, it can relieve headaches, aches &pains, and it puts you in a happy mood :]

whyXD 13

Saturday 16 July 2011 0:14

Well your not very smart.

daisyloo 7

Saturday 16 July 2011 0:20

Now try frowning??

AdamTB 26

Saturday 16 July 2011 0:20

When you smile, the world smiles with you...

weewee1 0

Saturday 16 July 2011 0:21

maybe you're just a depressed and sad person

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