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By krfenton8 - 11/01/2016 06:49

Today, I had a bad feeling about walking to work because of the weather. Instead, I drove. My car slid on the ice and I created a four-car pile up. All three of the other people involved have decided to sue me. I should've walked. FML

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By wrecked - 11/01/2010 13:43 - United States

Today, I slid on ice and hit another car while driving to work. My car was totalled, and my leg hurt, while the other car had very little damage. Not two minutes later, the salt truck drove by, spraying the road. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/01/2010 17:53 - Canada

Today, I thought I'd wear my snow boots so I wouldn't slip on the ice at work. I crashed my car because I can't feel the pedals with my boots on. FML

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By UnluckyReporter - 17/02/2016 06:35 - United States - Lexington

Today, I lost control of my car on a patch of ice and slid off the road, messing up my car. I was working on a news story about bad road conditions. FML

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Steady as she goes

By Slippin' - 17/11/2022 17:00 - United States - Steele

Today, I tried to walk on the sidewalk. Actually, it was so slippery that I had to shimmy across it. Then I shimmied too quickly and fell down. Now everything hurts. Maybe next time I should bring a sled. FML

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By fml - 04/01/2010 03:50 - Canada

Today, I walked to the end of my driveway to pick up the newspaper. I read the front page that was talking about people who have been getting hurt from slipping on ice. Laughing about that thought and walking up my driveway, I slipped. FML

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Slippery

By charliebravo77 - 09/12/2011 20:14 - United States

Today, I drove into the parking lot at work, and discovered too late that there were patches of ice everywhere. As I turned to enter my usual spot, I lost control of the vehicle, and despite my pleas, praying, and profanity, it glided straight into my boss's car. FML

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By SqueakingRetard - 17/01/2014 23:28 - Canada - Barrie

Today, I was walking home from work, when I slipped and fell on a patch of ice. I clambered back to my feet, made it three feet, then slipped and fell again. A guy who'd witnessed the whole thing stuck his head out of his car window and yelled "Dumbasssssss!" FML

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By forgetable - 28/04/2019 02:00

Today, I offered to stay late at my delivery job because it was snowing and several people called out. An hour later I got rear ended. FML

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By JulieKid - 04/05/2009 17:19 - United States

Today, I stepped out of my car and slipped on a fresh coating of ice on the ground. I tried to catch myself by grabbing the car on my way down, but unfortunately, I was trying to grab with the hand that was holding my car keys. I key-scratched my own car. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2010 21:15 - United Kingdom

Today, it was snowing. I slipped on the ice and fell in the middle of the road, dislocating my left shoulder and knee. As I was screaming in pain and trying to stand up, two boys on the pavement threw snowballs at me while everyone in the cars just drove around me. FML

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hardcorefan16 22

Monday 11 January 2016 15:15

That's not really your fault though. Cars do slide on ice. No one knows when it will happen.

CzaneWinters 9

Monday 11 January 2016 15:10

You should probably never trust your gut again

Comments

Livin_Like_Larry 29

Monday 11 January 2016 18:38

We can't really say wether or not this is OP's fault because we don't know how they drive. For all we know hey could've been driving normally when you should go slowly in the ice. On the other hand they could've been going slowly and they just lost control in the ice

mds9986 24

Monday 11 January 2016 19:31

Why would walking in the snow be safer than driving on an icy road I a 1 ton death machine?

XandWacky 23

Monday 11 January 2016 19:38

If they do sue, it won't get far.

wow2mylife 25

Monday 11 January 2016 19:55

with this and you follow up its supper unlucky I'm sorry

Distantsoul 8

Monday 11 January 2016 20:15

Well you have no other choice than to sue Mother Nature

Sourpatch2010 7

Monday 11 January 2016 20:22

actually it's "you should of stayed home."

chill99 15

Monday 11 January 2016 20:50

Actually, it's "you should have gone to English class when they were discussing correct grammar."

Headcrab 29

Monday 11 January 2016 20:37

The first car could try and Sue you, but the other 2? Not a chance. They should have been able to brake in time. Seems like they were driving too close to the one in front of them.