Health: Today, I had a chest x-ray. I thought everything was okay, that...

By Anonymous - 02/05/2012 22:41 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I had a chest x-ray. I thought everything was okay, that is until the tech gasped slightly and muttered, "Mother of God." I asked him what was wrong, and he kept insisting he had no idea what I was talking about. Now I'm so upset I can't even sleep. FML

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DocBastard 38

Thursday 3 May 2012 1:22

Actually, he can't say jack shit to him. He's a tech - his job is to take the X-ray, not to interpret it. It would be ethically reprehensible for the tech to tell him anything. It's just as wrong for the tech to say what he did.

DocBastard 38

Thursday 3 May 2012 1:54

Wow, the amount of ignorance swirling around here is staggering. You're all wrong. The tech is not supposed to say anything, so no one got trolled. And the amount of radiation from a chest X-ray is 0.1 mSv, or the same radiation you're exposed to just living for 10 days.

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trucker67 10

Thursday 3 May 2012 5:30

It could be nothing at all - trust me I have beat lung cancer twice and a brain tumor sometimes the techs say shit that makes you panic but then it turns out to be nothing at all - don't panic and get some sleep .

ShazzyMrMe 6

Thursday 3 May 2012 5:36

Aww, I'm sure u'll be alright.. All the best anyway!

OL_What_FER 1

Thursday 3 May 2012 5:41

He was probably just trolling you....and it worked too

OHai15 12

Thursday 3 May 2012 5:42

OP, did the tech take of his glasses and squint his eyes when he said it?

kayPandastyle 15

Thursday 3 May 2012 5:43

Good thing your health care is free ..I'd keep going back till I got answers or got a second voice elsewhere

gloria89108 1

Thursday 3 May 2012 5:46

Maybe he like pushed the wrong button or something you know like "mother of god " what was I thinking !!! Nothing to do with you !!! The guy who does X-rays cannot on any terms tell you what he THINKS he sees he is NOT a doctor !!!! I will keep you in my prayers OP

xJebu 8

Thursday 3 May 2012 5:49

Thats actually funny :p

AssTard 15

Thursday 3 May 2012 5:50

As protocol states that's classified material. *Takes out Men In Black memory eraser* ZAP!

TheBonzaiGirl 0

Thursday 3 May 2012 5:52

Receiving 8 millirems in a short period of time isn't a big deal? The average person only receives 360 a year! It's been PROVEN to increase the risk of cancer, so yes, it is unfortunate that OP had to subject themselves to unnecessary radiation. On a side note, anyone who reads this: stay away from the airport body scanners! Their radiation emission has not been released to the public and people who made and endorse them REFUSE to go through them themselves! Please be aware of radiation guys, even though you can't see it, exposure to it will increase your risk of cancer, cataracts, and even birth defects in your children. If you want any more info, talk to me, this is one of my areas of expertise along with the russian prison system!