By Optimus_Prime97 - 03/05/2012 02:39 - United States
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good for you. sometimes some moms don't have the support of the dad or are hooked on drugs. hoping for the best
he thought it was a sex toy
They are quite easily confused with porpoises, eh?
Dolphins are one of the only animals that have sex for pleasure.
Dolphins swim. Equally irrelevant to this fml I hope...unless ********** is involved. 0.o.
Ray William Johnson lol its true.... Dolphins rape humans!!
when a dolphin and a shark fight, the dolphin usually wins
Hey 23 how are you ? Guess what i clicked on you again. Sorry
Bitches love dolphins
91- is that supposed to be a whale?
Dolphins are just gay sharks.
My thoughts exactly #1 :) great minds think alike :)
It wasn't an accident, OP. You did it on porpoise.
I'm guessing you got this information from Wikipedia, the world's worst information source that any idiotic nine-year-old can edit. Am I right?
same way you accidentally fall on to someone's dick
The fu....
...n you can experience with a dolphin
Laziness at its finest. Either that or he had a stroke mid-comment.
My sentiments exactly # 2
What did you think you were buying while putting down your information or logging into PayPal.
He had to put in his credit card info! How else could he collect the prize for being the millionth visitor?
What does OP stand for?
Original poster
Thats ******* awesome.
yeah I know, how the **** is this an FML?;)
yes I know right!!! this is more like a 'yay my life' than a '**** my life':)
OP, you should be ******* glad!
Tomorrow, I accidentally bought a whale. FML
That's awesome! Over here it costs like $300 just to swim with them for only a few hours!
I see an opportunity
A few hours??? I want to go! That's longer than here. It costs more like 250$ an hour here. :(
Buy dolphins, get women, make money. Good thing I haven't paid to go to college yet.
There isn't even anywhere in my country you can go swimming with dolphins!
No, but he does have a sink.
"Please have sex with me" "No." "I have a dolphin" "Ok" You will never have another "Dry spell" again.
Would work for me *shrug* Who doesn't want a hot dolphin 3 way?
97 - What in the actual ****?
30: dude. she's 15. I don't care how you meant it, that's beyond creepy
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How do you "accidentally" adopt a dolphin?
You're going to get so many bitches with a dolphin